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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

On January 6, I got ready to defend my colleagues and texted my wife: “Whatever happens, I love you.”

Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet. If you summon a mob to overturn a free and fair election, you should lose your job. This election is his accountability.
#TXSenateDebate

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

reaching levels of “we’re so back” that were previously unheard of

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m going bowling this weekend either way

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

When not jailing gays is more problematic for you than kidnapping a Black woman and her children and enslaving them or allowing contraception worse than Japanese internment and a case about forced sterilization, you might just not be unserious thinkers but also morally depraved.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

BEN. THE ALBUM. 3.3.23

[Anfernee Orji @AnferneeOrji]

But By the Grace of God 💜 #ABuckFifty

[MLB @MLB]

The @Astros are #WorldSeries #CHAMPS!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps https://t.co/MKeSGZmBOj

[ً @TweetXan_]

One of the greatest series of films ever created

[Houston Astros @astros]

Midweek W.

Final: #Astros 5, Rangers 1

[MLB @MLB]

👀

[James @CaucasianJames]

updates to come

[James @CaucasianJames]

always improve. always be better

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

The CDC said that the selfish don’t love nobody

[Rep. Colin Allred @RepColinAllred]

Today marks 49 years of #RoeVWade, a landmark case for women’s health care. Overturning this decision would be an attack on women's health care, which is why I’m doing all I can in Congress to codify Roe, and a woman’s right to choose. https://t.co/OgrIPvn8JO