Kerri Matthews

My life is a movie, bull ridin’ and boobies

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@LiveNation when are we going to get more information about this Liam Gallagher Malta Weekender??

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@eddybhoy @liamgallagher I’d love to know this too 😅

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

Selling one ticket for the cursed child today both showing - face value £50 meet at the Palace Theatre at 1.30-1.45 show starts at 2pm #harrypotter #cursedchild #twickets

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@askryanair always cancelling flights and at this point you can’t even be arsed to give a reason? XXX?! Come on! Do better!
#Ryanair

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

I’m at that weird age where my family still give me small amounts it Christmas money but instead of being spent on something fun, I spend it on my MOT. I’m not 100% sure I’m happy with the level of adult I have reached.

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

Free ticket to see @JamieWebster94 at the @ScalaLondon tonight (near kings cross? Meet you at the venue 8.45pm

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

Is it just me or is anyone else ready for new year new me NOW? Don’t think my waistline can deal with December 🎅🏽🎄

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

😭😭😭😭

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@DeeCee96 Are these still available?! I’ve been trying to get my hands on some for months 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Me waiting for Line of Duty to get to the juicy ending #LineofDutyFinale

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@Hermesparcels sick of trying to get hold of Hermes about an extra charge for an 'oversized' parcel.

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

FINALLY! After all this time.

[Euronews Earth @euronewsgreen]

Plant-human communication is finally here...and it's wonderfully weird. 🥬

Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds.

This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts.

The ultimate superfood...!

In full 👇

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

I was this many days old when I realised that when and American recipe tells you to BROIL something it means chuck it under the grill 🤯

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@Jenn_tango Wait you know what I have my Potter dressing gown!

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

Let’s hope no meetings require me to be a bad bitch today #dressinggownwashday

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@dannysmithlaaa Bloody love it really hoping for another season. Proper think I know about cars now though. Eyeing up classic cars 😂

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

@dblight32 @sainsburys @DailyMirror @DailyMailUK @retailgazette Yeah you’re right they are requiring them to use all annual leave they have left after which I believe they will be using sick pay 🙄

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

It would be very interesting to know how @sainsburys etc are supporting their now shielding staff... In March there was lots of media exposure around them paying staff full pay while shielding, what is their policy now? @DailyMirror @DailyMailUK @retailgazette

[Kerri Matthews @Kezabox]

All my WFH girls pray for me today; as today is the day I have committed to washing my dressing gown

#lockdown2021