Mrs Iyas🌹🤍

This user is forever grateful ya Rabb 💓

[ab-D U L L A H @Duullaahh]

Mind you, she was abducted in her nighties and the hijab
So he had to give her his trousers and wear her nighty top
The baby has no clothes on
Kai Allah tsine ma if you support this government

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I really hope women understand that you can be a wonderful person with a few embarrassing stories attached to your name. Please don’t spend your entire adulthood trying to prove you were never young, confused, impulsive or human.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

i don’t even like any part of this country enough to be a tribalist.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Relationship gaps that matter way more than people admit:

- gym gap (5x a week vs. never)
- drinking gap (weekend drinker vs. basically sober)
- going out gap (always wants plans vs. loves staying in)
- travel gap (always planning a trip vs. 1-2 a year is plenty)
- money gap (spender vs. saver)
- living gap (city forever vs. suburbs ASAP)
- ambition gap (career obsessed vs. work is just work)
- texting gap (talk all day vs. “sorry just seeing this”)
- social gap (huge friend group vs. 2 close friends)
- sleep schedule gap HUGE one (10pm bedtime vs. 2am)
- fitness/food gap (tracks everything vs. orders whatever)

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

“Can you allow your mother in law sit in front when your husband is driving”

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

I think ppl get offended when you aren't ashamed of things that they were taught to be ashamed of. They resent you for not caring what everybody thinks

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SAY SOMETHING AUTISTIC.

I’ll start:
The tag of the blanket is on the feet side

[Jorge Eduardo @ElEscribidor_]

A las mujeres que resuelven, les atraen más los hombres que resuelven el doble. No hay perfume, labia ni nada más afrodisíaco para la mujer que un hombre que resuelve.

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I love direct communication.

Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.

[Mrs Iyas🌹🤍 @Khadijasanee]

@Acupoftii___ Maybe someone farted??

[🪬 @brandtlau]

Odio llorar de la rabia porque piensan que me hicieron sentir mal y es porque no los puedo matar

[iva 𓂀 @angelicdeed]

sometimes when I want to say something vulnerable or private and the conversation gets interrupted by something, I take it as a sign to shut my mouth

[JADON @whopls_]

Money go enter my hand this week and e go plenty gan gan..

[✶ 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓷 📚✶ @ganjiskhanum]

I am decent at best. Everything else is a negotiation between your actions and where you meet me honestly.

[Nanya ᥫ᭡💗 @Simply_Nanya1]

Sweet potato porridge beats yam porridge hands down!

[YT: Boyabenyathi_ @boyabenyathi_l]

Love these Stivovo heels down, and they are comfortable. 😍

[↯ @ajytweets]

Use your whole brain when talking to me.

[Lind @lindaini_]

selain menemukan spark hidup, semoga kamu nemuin juga spark dalam beribadah. sholat tepat waktu, gak terburu2, baca bacaan sholat dengan jelas, betah sujud di atas sajadah, dan tenangnya hatimu ketika berdoa

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

When you as a woman realise that every culture has their definition of ‘prostitute’—the woman with her hair out, the unmarried woman, women who live alone, who wear red lipstick, who work, etc—you will understand that prostitute means woman, & you will fight for your liberation.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

“Are you an adult?”

Me: Yeah, but not like on purpose or anything