Mikhail

My previous profile message was not very good.

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@realDonaldTrump Donal Trump is completely self aware, he just thinks his own name is Fake News Media.

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@realDonaldTrump Shit. Donny just changed my mind on who the goat is 😪

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@MichaelaPuscas Like 1000x

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

Is jack from lost on greys anatomy or did I not see that right?

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@lesbiviana @Brisyth @MichaelaPuscas Bri just retweeted this. She’s about to cut your boobs off

[Someone's An Idiot @SomeonesAnIdiot]

When marketing a coach goes horribly wrong

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

Thank god I decided to clean out my car before picking up this very pretty woman. Items that @Junebugsky and @Brisyth left in my car the previous weekends include Peptobysmal and Booby tape

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@MattMurph24 I did not know about this in this detail. Reading it makes me want to cry.

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@sydnayyyx3 did Becca end up with a black guy?

[Mike Wilbon Said @MikeWilbonSaid]

Jerry Jones might need a standing 8 count after this... #Cowboys

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

How do I know if I’m going through a manic episode, and is it always a bad thing?

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@Brisyth Ed’s a lucky guy

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@Brisyth

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A middle-aged woman just walked out of a rest room in a Green Bay restaurant, spotted @Hasselbeck and told him, “We want the ball and we’re going to score.” #neverforget

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

Blue Ivy and the Twins would be a great band name

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

Juny and I were headed home and now we just ordered a pitcher, two shots, and 24 wings.

[Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons]

Jane Austen is short for Jane Stonecoldsteve Austen.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Kneel against injustice, get booed. Tweet racial, homophobic slurs, get standing O. Huh

[Mikhail @KhailW58]

@Brisyth

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Trump’s NFL Policy...

Kneel once- Suspended for Game

Kneel twice- Suspended Season

Molesting girls behind a dumpster- Run for Senate

Grab women by pussy- Become President

Have sex with a woman while wife is pregnant- Pay her 150,000