Ryan Nealon

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[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

Trailer for "Noah" comes on. @EverydayHeroes1: "What's Jor-El doing, trying to save this planet?" Me: "Yep, since he couldn't save his own."

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

Finally started watching #TheNightManager. One episode in, the @twhiddleston MI6 vibes are reminiscent of another character On Her Majesty's Secret Service that he would be great at portraying...

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@manspider2026 @regina_ham That make you feel like a man?

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@JeezyisBACK @regina_ham Says the guy thinking he's an operator. Pew pew, bro?

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@who_twitch @regina_ham Ooo look, a talking stuffed animal thinks he's cool for using a slur and insulting people to feel good.

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

Watching some old school, 2010 era Epic Meal Time to pump myself up while I take care of some business. @HarleyPlays can we get some of them old school sawwwwce bosssss vids back, my guy?

Next time? We eat an idiot sandwich.

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

Have a driving playlist on with @regina_ham that went from "Lithonia" to "When Doves Cry." She thought it was @donaldglover doing a banger Prince cover. I think she's on to something...the world might need this.

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

Got mistaken for Dave Grohl at work today. Best compliment I've ever gotten in my life, hands down. Guess I've got another confession to make...

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Rory McIlroy is the Masters champion. #themasters

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The wait is finally over for Rory McIlroy 🏆

All the emotions after winning his first Masters to complete the career Grand Slam ❤️

#themasters

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@NoahStuPolitics @realDonaldTrump Sounds bigly correct

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@AnthonyMackie saw the new Cap movie last night, great job on it. I hope you held @TomHolland1996 in his seat so he saw Cap is back.

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@SonnyBunch @regina_ham

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@regina_ham Hang it in the Louvre

[Angela Alsobrooks @AlsobrooksForMD]

Excited to be joining @kaitlancollins on CNN this evening at 9:15 PM to talk about our campaign for Senate and how we are going to protect our freedoms and keep the 51st vote and the Senate blue.

Be sure to tune in!

[Regina Ham @regina_ham]

Get you a man who doesn’t order anything with shrimp in it because he knows he wants to kiss you and your allergy is a pain in the butt

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@regina_ham And if a bearded man has a crush on you, too? 👀👀

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

I throw my arms up in the air sometimes��Saying ayeoh, I’m a saguaro. 🌵

📸@SaguaroNPS

[Ryan Nealon @KhalNealon]

@regina_ham Monaco Grand Prix together? Suit, dress. Brunch with a view of the French Riviera. Casino Royale.

[Wes Moore @iamwesmoore]

Maryland! There is less than two hours left to cast your vote for @AlsobrooksForMD! Let’s bring this home!

[Angela Alsobrooks @AlsobrooksForMD]

Tomorrow, we are going to make history. Are you ready, Maryland?