If I catch another mothafucka talking sweet about April showers, I’m fuckin beating they ass! I’m not fuckin playin no more! You know them storms roll with Mother Nature and them!
Fuckers on the train telling me, always on the brown line...
'April showers ain’t bout this, April showers ain’t bout that.'
My boy a weatherman on WGN and them! They say that month don’t be putting in no work... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all don’t plant with that month! Y'all know April got caught with a torrential downpour, flooding out the tulips and shit!
The rain been on the forecast since fuckin... I don’t know when!
Mothafuckas stop fuckin playin it like that. Them storm patterns is savages out there!
@SouthwestAir Why did you cancel the last two flights from MDW to LGA tonight on me with 0 explanation???
I’m not trying to get on a flight at 5am!
#SouthwestAirlines#wtf
If you have not read “The Things They Carried” by Tim Obrien, if you EVER tell me I ramble or tell stories too long, I will not ever respect you. Just know.