Solid Khalid

I know words. I have the best words.

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@MaxJCrowley @travisk For all inquiries directed at the CEO please reach out to crowley@

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@MarshallOsborne @travisk Single most valuable tweet in history?

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@travisk I literally just found and washed my X^x shirt yesterday. This is meant to be. #LabcoatTK

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Lady on the news just said to get a pillow and blanket to defend myself from the approaching tornado.

Idk if that’ll work lady.

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If I catch another mothafucka talking sweet about April showers, I’m fuckin beating they ass! I’m not fuckin playin no more! You know them storms roll with Mother Nature and them!

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Fuckers on the train telling me, always on the brown line...

'April showers ain’t bout this, April showers ain’t bout that.'
My boy a weatherman on WGN and them! They say that month don’t be putting in no work... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Y'all don’t plant with that month! Y'all know April got caught with a torrential downpour, flooding out the tulips and shit!

The rain been on the forecast since fuckin... I don’t know when!

Mothafuckas stop fuckin playin it like that. Them storm patterns is savages out there!

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@seastwood13 @SouthwestAir Living that #companionpass life. #goldencuffs

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@SouthwestAir Why did you cancel the last two flights from MDW to LGA tonight on me with 0 explanation???

I’m not trying to get on a flight at 5am!

#SouthwestAirlines #wtf

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@SouthwestAir DM’d

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

New hardware made it home.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

4th down, season on the line and Caleb Williams hit the Jordan Jumpman logo in Chicago 🔥

[Jay Busbee @jaybusbee]

Here’s a look at the crowd breakdown. Oregon is in about the 11-to-12 part of the clock, Indiana everywhere else.

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I find it cool how Indian St Patrick's Day intersected with Irish Holi this year.

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KENDRICK OH NO!

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Imagine being 40 years old and being able to leap 30 feet in the air and dunk it on everyone

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2025 expectation : flying cars and world peace

2025 reality: everything’s on fire and tickets to small new artists cost $300

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If you have not read “The Things They Carried” by Tim Obrien, if you EVER tell me I ramble or tell stories too long, I will not ever respect you. Just know.

[BOOG @BoogReal]

Update: they hurt me.