Cam Newton instantly REGRETTED asking Saucy Santana when the last time he had been with a woman was after hearing the story that followed 😭💀
“I had h*nched my homegirl probably when I was like 23 or 24… We really was trying to bag this 🥷 up. So it was like, okay, I’mma just hunch you real quick to maybe get him in the mood.” 🤣
This is why I hate the mindset of “legendary = unbeatable god” because it made complete sense for Charizard to win here + you can literally do this in the games too 😭 articuno is far from the strongest thing ever