What people call "Love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty... then it slooowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failed marriage
Father's Day hits differently when your father has been gone for years. You stop celebrating and start reflecting on how much of life you've had to figure out alone. To everyone carrying that quiet weight today, I see you. ❤️
All conspiracy theories I’ve ever believed in came true I’m starting to realize that the biggest conspiracy theory of all time is the reality we’re taught to believe.
Go to church
Respect your elders
Love your siblings
Eat a lot of good food
Smoke weed
Get drunk
Go to the gym
Lie
Tell the truth
Be yourself
Fake your life
Work hard
Sleep alot
Travel to places you've never been
Drink alcohol
Be stupid
Read books
Watch movies
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