BLACK STALLION

Here to Tweet, Retweet, and Reply everyone’s opinions, both the wise and the foolish, myself included. N5 enthusiast.

[JT 🏆 @DaRealDonreal]

Any closer and we'll be inside him.

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

The sacrifices of a man are called ‘romantic gestures’. The sacrifices of a woman are tagged ‘slavery’.

[𓅰 @ward2pointO]

i pray you find a hobby thats isnt me

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[Anthony ‘Operation Premiership’ Hornsby @Anthony_Hornsby]

Yours or someone else’s?

[Trey. @thearmanyxo]

Nah man, Merino is elite as fuck.

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

Your Opay limit is 5M naira. How does this concern you?

[Sukayo Mikteta @Nico_AFC_]

You have Gittens and Mudryk and you still bought Rogers

You have Estevao and Neto, yet you still bought Quenda

You have Tosin, Acheampong, Fofana, Colwill, Sarr, Hato, Chalobah, Anselmino, Disasi, Badiashille and you still bought Lacroix?

Need i go on?

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

First, this is FAKE

Second, If they really tell you that the MLS is the 10th best league in the world, you will really believe that?

Do you know what it means to be 10th best league in the world?

For those who don't know, teams don't relegate in the MLS but let's leave that aside

You are telling yourself that MLS is better than:

Liga Portugal
Belgian Pro League
Dutch Eredivisie
Turkish Süper Lig
Polish Ekstraklasa
Swedish Allsvenskan
Danish Superliga
Norwegian Eliteserien
Campeonato Brasileiro Serie A
Liga Profesional de Futbol

Lastly, MLS is not better than the Saudi Pro League

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Vini in the epl will have hundreds of million views every week. You won’t compare the viewership of Vini v Bilbao to even Vini vs Aston Villa. His views will skyrocket at the epl and so will his brand and global exposure.

Now add that to an arsenal brand that broke every possible exposure figures last season…even trophy parade had new record numbers. What???😂

[Dibịa 🥚 @ifesinachiiiii]

Career goal of every ronu rascal is a picture with a government official.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

Because money does not cure the kind of poverty afflicting them..

[𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝘼𝙁𝘾 🔴⚪️ @barnesafc]

You said you’d leave this app if Arsenal win the league. Why are you still here?

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

one of the lamest niggas in the history of mankind

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.

She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.

I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

Ronaldo in juventus promised a ruthless defensive atletico madrid who just defeated them 2-0 that they shouldn’t celebrate yet because he will make sure he scores three to turn it around.

they played second leg and he scored hat-trick, i witnessed audacity and self belief live.

[hannah ✨ @hannahafcc]

“don’t get your hopes up”… i believed we’d win the league with mustafi holding & david luiz in defence. my hopes know absolutely no bounds

[serge east 🎨 @nfivesince99]

Gold cus they thought they were gonna win the league 😭😭😭😭

Am I doing it right?

[Yosolaoluwa @Demydeee]

If I want tears I go buy Nkiru Sylvanus.

[Destiny Leonard @desslyonn]

Dad: “i sent your school fees to your PalmPay, i don’t want stories please 😭�