Jay Khamis

Attach&Detach

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you’re in a level where you’re dealing with women who ask for fare whenever you suggest a meet up,you have a very long way to go my brother. You are in the trenches. Mimi mwanamke ananiambia mambo ya fare siwes angalia mara mbili aki,ni ata heri nitoboe kabej

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

How politicians treat voters as soon as the elections are over:

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@Cleverlydey4u There’s always a bigger guy than you, don’t go broke trying to impress a woman who worships money 💯💯💯

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@jhonte_ 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@njeri_hln Town nayo inahumble every one. Men and women 😂😂😂.

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

I have never see such careless and destructive logging in my entire life. One of the reasons we can't endure another term of William Ruto again

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@JobFound5 Been asking for links to apply close to a year now no response

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If you find a woman who has never touched alcohol, protect that woman bro. Out here women are drinking anything with ethanol in it.

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@kenyanthoughts @alexmwanzo She wasn’t interested in you. They charge you nothing if they like you.

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

Spreading this so a young 20 year dude sees it 🙏🏾

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

If Algorithm brings this to you , just know we going to win . https://t.co/08erEkxpF5

[Mr.B 🖋️🎓 @life_in_Afric]

Mapenzi yatakuja kuua vijana wa 2000 😁😁😂🙌🙌

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@Prince_Merodach @Dharmilolarr01 Yeah man always😂😂😂

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@KingstonAmurade @mambethimself Ati😅😅😅?

[Zoltium @ZoltiumHQ]

Dating these days...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yule anakosea vijana sana ni ule anawaambia waachane na wasichana,ati watafute pesa kwanza. That is a person who should be locked up in Shimo la tewa. You think life will wait for you to look for money and come back so that you can continue where you left off? Bwana there are things you must expirience when you are at that age to avoid dealing with them the hard way when your older. You must expirience love,betrayal,Honesty,Disrespect,Honor,Manipulation,Heartbreak,sacrifice,Pretence, and many more.

And do not beat yourself up now when you have nothing,remind yourself that if you will be worth loving tomorrow when you have something,then you are worth loving today. Na kama hujui kudanganyilia wasichana kama huna pesa,usidhani pesa itakuja na manual. You will be shocked to find that the only thing you’re doing then,is just affording to pay for high end hookers

Mimi kama nilifanikiwa kutoa mhindi loresho,nikamleta kangemi kwa nyumba ya mabati tunatumia stove,wewe uko juja huwesi shindwa kutafuta mjuja mwenzako. Ni muhimu upendwe ukiwa maskini,uskie vile inakuanga. Otherwise you will be one of these middle class men who send girlfriend allowance,ati na ukikosa anakasirika. Mtu anakuambia ati utafute pesa kwanza,hiyo ni mtu blarfakin kapsaa.

Will they teach you this in unifasti? I dont think so.
Khabusie!

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

Okay okay…

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

Mimi naye kama sijakuadd kwa favorites kwa chat list yangu whatsapp response nayo unapata after 24 hrs. Call if its urgent.

[Jay Khamis @Khamis4Jay]

@Dr_DurazMft @Shadaya_Knight Yes always man. Sad. Trade carefully

[Sans @MrSanawa]

Safaricom looked at the already terrible M-Pesa app and thought, ‘How can we make this worse?’ Then they merged it with mySafaricom and gave us myoneApp, a broken, annoying, unnecessary piece of digital suffering. It takes real talent to keep upgrading backwards.