Kharine’s tracky bottoms

An alternative look at the weird, wonderful and glorious history of Chelsea Football Club.

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@CFCAccountable You’re a complete cunt and are not, never have been and never will be a proper fan of Chelsea Football Club.

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@HarryMullen99 @EnglandOnOurWay Fuck sake, that is well annoying. I’ve just managed to buy mine but have seen a few having issues with this sale for some reason. Good luck mate

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@narindertweets Fuck off Narinder you complete and utter shitcunt

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@HastleHarley Far right extremist?! Fuck off you complete cunt

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@zarahussain999 Fuck off

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@narindertweets You are a fucking disgrace. Remember when you wanted riots all over America? This is nothing to do with Reform - this is people who are fed up of seeing people have their heads cut off. You muppet

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

@SamLovesEngland Fuck off Samantha you stupid cunt

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

Oh what a night
Late May in the Munich sunshine
Big Pete saved a pen in extra time
What a feeling
What a night!

🎶

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

Ross Turnbull. Bishop Auckland’s finest. Big lad. Saved a couple of pens in a league cup tie against Fulham. Decent number 2.

Fucked off to Doncaster but left having won more European silverware than Arsenal in their history.

19 games.

Cheers Turners.

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

Terry Phelan. Tezza. Left wing back. Dogs bollocks for half a season. The working man’s Roberto Carlos. 7/10 every week. Hamstring at Villa Park fucked him. And us. Fuming in the Holte End. Livid. Crying in our Ruud Gullit wigs. Shame.

24 games, 1 assist.

Cheers Tez.

[Kharine’s tracky bottoms @KharinesTrackys]

Vinnie Jones. Big Vin. The Vinster. Looked like he’d either knock you out or sell you a used Maxda MX-5. Dodgy service history. Engine light on. You don’t question it.
Smelt fucking good too. Splash of Joop. Ciro Citterio shirt. Blue check.

47 games. 5 goals.

Cheers Vin.