“Hey FBI, you need to look into the Chiefs next 👀”
FBI: “You think they have been throwing games deliberately?”
“No, the opposite!”
FBI: “The opposite?”
“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”
FBI: “Ok, so we can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”
“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”
FBI: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”
“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”
FBI: “Oh…. Ok”
“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”
FBI: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?
“Yes they do.”
FBI: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”
“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”
FBI: “Hmm…”
“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”
FBI: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”
“They sure do!”
FBI: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”
“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”
FBI: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?
“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”
FBI: “Hmm…”
“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”
FBI: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”
“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”
FBI: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) we will get right on that! 😂”