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[Khas @Khasandi7]

Mtu ajitolee anilipie Masters 🕯️🕯️🕯️
Nitasoma kwa bidii, I promise 😭

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Most people aren't actually doing the deep "inner work" they claim to be doing in their single era. They are just becoming so incredibly selfish and rigidly set in their routines that they are now entirely incapable of basic compromise. The absolute second a relationship requires them to make a small sacrifice or function as a team, they panic, self-sabotage, and claim the person is "threatening their peace.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

People really think they’ll be having sex every single time 😂

That first month? Yeah, you’re going at it every day, maybe even twice before breakfast. You’re basically allergic to clothes. But give it time and reality checks in. You go from 10+ times a week to 4-5, and that’s still a win.

Living together means sex is on tap 24/7, so eventually your brain goes, “Oh cool, it’s here if I want it” and chills out. When you don’t live together, every time you link up it’s straight to the bedroom before you even say “how was your day?” Scarcity does things to you.

But here’s the twist: living together unlocks other types of intimacy you couldn’t really tap into before. Cuddling while doing nothing, showering together without it turning into an Olympic event, falling asleep mid-convo. Your sex life isn’t dying — it’s just not the only player on the team anymore.

Less frequency doesn’t mean boring. It means you’ve got more ways to be close than just the obvious one.

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[Khas @Khasandi7]

This thing where WhatsApp contacts don't sync with phone/email contacts is quite upsetting. Now I have to cut people off fr because I have to delete their chats for WhatsApp to detect that I really do not want their interaction 🥴 Otherwise contact deleted but not on the app???

[Khas @Khasandi7]

Because some people are just genuine🤲🏾❤️

[Karambu❤️ @ChrisBlacvk]

“Your colleague is not your friend.”
Yet mine sat with me at A&E, rubbed my back to ease the pain, fed me, and didn’t leave until they were certain I was okay.

[Khas @Khasandi7]

Currently getting my hair done...
#trustingtheprocess 🌝

[Khas @Khasandi7]

@zizithebadgal Saameee!!!😭😂

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Interviews are funny because when they ask you a hard question you can’t say, “Wah wah wah hapo nayo hujanihurumia. Kama hutaki nikuwe colleague wako wewe sema tu.” You have to smile and say, “Thank you, that is a great question.”

[꧁ 𝓟𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓹𝓶𝔃𝓪𝓲 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓓𝓽𝔀𝓽 ꧂ @Lonelyyygirlie]

therapy is so useless when you're self aware, like yea i already kinda know why i feel like this, talking abt it is js gonna make me waste my time

[cherrie @cherrishkhera]

every time i try to have an original research idea but Zhang et al. already published it 3 years ago

[Khas @Khasandi7]

Why are Catholic nuns like that?🥴 Esp those in positions of authority 😏

[Khas @Khasandi7]

@Exosiap @Mr_Guantai @GacheriNdumba I think I wrote even more complex English in HS

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

That's the whole point ya kupiga 🤣for company. My sister lazima anicall asubuhi nimkalishe aoshe vyombo and prepare for work,
Sometimes if I'm walking for a ka distance I call for company.
I have another one who calls me akiwa kwa traffic,
Mwingine akiwa kazi,, it depends 😅 I don't mind,ata uki pause for a minute maliza twendelee🤣

[Sade @beautifuldaeeee]

@MarLife_ Exactly why I just mind my business because this is exactly something that’s happen to me and then I’d have to never show my face to anybody in attendance ever again

[Kiks_Jayiii @kiks_jayi]

The exam is dragging you by the wig but the invigilator keeps talking and making dumb side comments.😬

[Bec.szx 🇪🇸🇨🇮 + 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑘𝑖 @Birecxzs]

Soft launching my broke state to my dad by reverse calling him ‘kumsalimia’

[Za Warudo⭐️ @Kevi_cchi]

Private unis are better unfortunately

[Khas @Khasandi7]

@terry_korir Yeah🌝

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Financial literacy should have been pushed on us early as much as religion was