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Rex non potest peccare!

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@maribefly Can't argue with that😭

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@BuhleDMahlangu 2 counts of grievous bodily harm, one charge for each ball😭

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@maribefly Ey man, had to choose between bofebe and drugs. 😢

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@maribefly Yea take notes losers

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We are the Gunners of London bitch @maribefly

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Langley is all hands on task I see

[__ghidora__ @monster0x0000]

EVEN THE LEGAL ONES

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May blessings view you the same way limpopo engineers view ladies.

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The first word on Othello translates roughly to 'Rarho!'

Msegwabo loya Shakespeare bekalimele

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@Julius_S_Malema flipping one last time might make the dough not to flop.

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

🇩🇪 Likely future leader of Germany:

“In my first 100 days. I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.”

Today her party had a historic election win.

[Mr Citizen. @VeziTami]

He was made a joke.

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Man that underwear boxing is going to make big money just because the knockouts are real and the athletes are naked. Next big thing after those slap competitions

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70% of what's on your plate should be meat and cut out breakfast and timetables. Be a man, eat when hungry not when society prescribes.

[after life 🚀🧑‍🚀 @Richkid0098]

I wanna cum more than once, but my d!ck goes soft after one 🥺 How do y’all do it?

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Abo 'After everything I've done for you'

Ngibathanda ukufa.

[IntelliGENT♠️ @MarvinJMaludda]

Girls who are medium broke are cool af she out here "it's fine I'll buy the 2 liter coke I have a R50 in my purse"

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Suez canal is man made, they are just Africans with low libido

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

Now that we’ve addressed the size of Africa on the map, let’s address the fact that Europe is not a real continent and should rather just be Western Asia.👍🏾

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@SimpliciTee___ It's the king of 'Taaaadaa'

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Discretion is the key to a woman's heart. Sometimes ice cream, but that's at a later stage.

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This makes more sense than it should 😂

[Bhuti Olishayayo Ikhekhe @BantuMthabela_]

My son is turning 18 next year so if you can wait until then, I'll be a childless man 🙏🏽

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@dontforgetchaos Welcome to mzansi, in these parts you have to grow a pair unfortunately