Nigeria. The people that started a beautiful relationship and had to break up within seven months, or is it the beautiful roommate some of us was favoured with, the beautiful friends. OMG!! A lotttt, and the activities!! I'm really wowed mehnn!! I might never get to see these
Quelqu’un peut m’expliquer comment une seule personne est censée réussir à travailler de 9 h à 18 h, faire 10 000 pas par jour, aller à la salle de sport trois fois par semaine, cuisiner des repas faits maison, garder la maison impeccable, passer du temps de qualité avec sa famille, dormir huit heures par nuit, lire des livres, apprendre des langues, avoir des loisirs, prendre soin de sa santé, être séduisante en permanence… et réussir malgré tout à ne pas finir avec un trouble anxieux ?
J’ai l’impression qu’on nous a vendu une image de la vie qui est tout simplement impossible à tenir dans la réalité.
Dear Menstruation,
We need to talk.
First of all, I respect your consistency. Every month, no fail.
You don’t even send a memo,you just show up. That’s commitment.
But can we address a few things? 😢
You already take bl00d. Fine, we’ve accepted that part.
You already bring cramps that make us question every life choice we’ve ever made. We’ve managed.
You already come with fatigue that turns a simple flight of stairs into Mount Everest. We’ve coped.
So my question is,why the extra?
Why do you always have to announce your arrival by redecorating our faces with pimples? 🥲😢
Is the bl00d not enough announcement? Is the back pain not loud enough? Do you really need to leave souvenirs on our cheeks and chin for the whole world to see?
We are already dealing with mood swings, cravings, and the fear of staining white. We are already calculating pad money.
Please, can we sign a peace treaty? Take the bl00d, take the cramps if you must, but leave our faces alone.
We are managing enough. Let us at least keep our glow.
Yours sincerely,
Every girl who has checked the mirror and said “God, not again” few days before you arrived.
Ladies, what’s the most annoying thing your period does to you apart from cramps?
Afoma Aghadi
Afomachukwu
Teachers are resuming tomorrow. I haven’t completed my lesson notes, and I still haven’t created my slides. I’ll be submitting them on Friday, and honestly, I don’t know how I’m going to pull this off.
I haven’t prepared my instructional materials. I haven’t even reviewed the teaching methods or gone through the methodology I plan to use for most of my topics this term.
My head is full. I don’t even know… I just feel so overwhelmed.
Allah's aid is sought 🥹🤲
There was this geh I was chasing after then. Like 3 years ago. Fine geh! She said no. So, I hàted her.
Earlier this year, I saw her wedding pictures with the person she eventually said yes to, in Los Angeles. Last week, I saw their picture with their son.
I couldn't hàte her any further. I was just happy for her. If she had said yes and married me, she would've been in suleja with me by now, posting
'Abaya' on her WhatsApp status. That's even if shes able to charge her phone. 6 days now, no light.