Kherndo

Future blood v. water ultimate survivor, Rocket ship builder, GMU, waitress

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Support Kristen Herndon and Alpha Phi Omega, George Mason University Alpha Delta Delta Chapter Service Campaign http://t.co/TkFGhq5H2N

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Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't.

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Mom: I want that starving feeling to set in.
Don: I'm trying to go in with a slight headache.

#goalsfortheday

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Mom: "I found your mailbox key. I would mail it to you...but you don't have your key."😂

She's too much.

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@GleliaRey @YourFoodPorn i. cant. stop. at least i not watching food network!

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@GleliaRey @YourFoodPorn http://t.co/hazA6SDuhv I want dis

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@GleliaRey @YourFoodPorn YASSS

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Just because a person does horrible things, doesn't mean they are a horrible person.

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Just to live one day, in those shoes.

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Boss: the coolest spot in the restaurant is where your standing.
Me: ya sure? Cause It kinda feels like an easy bake oven..

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Dentist: so u a big flosser?
Me: no
Dentist: well that was honest
Me: not gonna waste my lies here
Dentist: when did u floss last?
Me: uhh

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Stranger: you're so pretty
Me: whyyy thank you
Stranger: your dog
Me: he's alright too haha

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WaaB...if it becomes a thing its orgin is sadly southern VA #acronymsonacronyms #weakasab**** #useitinasentenceplease

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"Why are there no knock knock jokes bout merica?"
Because freedom don't knock, it rings bb...

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Boss: what are you doing?
Me: a customer asked for a recipe
Boss: that binder says property of outback
Me: what are you? Bush's baked beans?

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"Do you leave your cars top down at the beach?"
Of course, and while I'm at it I leave the keys in the cup holder...

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Jimmy ray picked up 4 calls ofpeople tryin to win Luke B. seats during a Scotty mccreery song as i sit w/ 3 phones like do u even know luke?

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At work and everyone's talking about there diets and I'm all like is that pineapple cake? I think ima have some pineapple cake lol

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@Survivor_Tweet kherndo is gonna be sending in a video featuring dherndo...we gon have to get along for 39 days. @JeffProbst #formamaherndo