Funny thing I find about this Emma Hayes slander and people saying “she managed a woman’s team not men’s” is the fact she regularly beat male coaches to trophies with Chelsea.
No mention of that tho is there
I can’t wrap my head around this, even though it makes no sense.
These animals kidnapped a retired General, not some cadet o. A full General along with his wife. They recorded a humiliating video of them, then killed him. And the entire Arewa community has remained completely silent.
Yet just days ago, the government went ahead and integrated 720 repentant Boko Haram members into society in Borno.
The very same kind of people who murdered that General.
Wallahi, Nigeria doesn’t feel like a real country anymore. This has to be someone else’s nightmare we’re trapped in.🤦🏽♀️
You know that thing that happens in movies where a girl walks in on a guy shirtless and gets a few brain cells knocked off her?
Guyssss!!!
I was a big hater of it!!! I thought it was one of those unrealistic movie tropes that they just put in there for cinematic purposes but boyyyyy, do I have gist for you!!!!
I’m shy. But this is the only way I can preach the gospel of something I’ve been a hater of, all my life.😂😂😂
Brothers and sisters, I come to you today as a changed woman.
So recently, I hung out with a couple of friends for an event holding the next day. The gathering was friends, and friends of friends. The friends of friends, I didn’t interact with much - we’d all just sort of orbited each other politely through the evening.
We all lodge in a hotel close to the venue since we have an early start the next morning.
The next morning, I got done before everyone else because I’m either extremely early or extremely late. I checked with my friends; they were almost ready and since I was the only one done, I was taxed with hounding the of the group to hurry up.
I knocked on the first door. “Hey, so we’re almost done…”
Second door. “Hey, so we’re almost done…”
Third door… “he… Heᵧᵧᵧᵧᵧ”
Brothers and sisters in Christ, my brain shut down. It was a million thoughts going in my head per second.
Who are you?
Did you come with us???
How come I’m just noticing this… this… Waoh!!
Standing in the doorway was a man I was apparently travelling with, toothbrush in mouth, white towel around his waist, and a body that had absolutely no business existing this close to me without prior warning. Hellooo???
I’d seen beauty but this? It was a discovery!
I felt the weight of my body stagger backwards.
My brain was trying to save us this awkwardness but I couldn’t even remember the words I came to say. I tried to ramble through it but the first sound got stuck in my throat. I swallowed hard.
We both heard it.
I needed to leave. This awkwardness was not happening in my head. Both him and I were watching my scramble. There’s no salvaging it. Just acceptance. Nice bod, bud!
By now I had backed myself up halfway into the hallway. With the very “elegant” use of hands and words, you know… gestures that makes you more feminine and elegant…
(And because he could be deaf, you never know…) Stupid! Urghh!
I babbled and signal “we’re all done”.
Gaddem!!
Never say never mehn! I didn’t even clock this person existed in our group, and suddenly I’m standing in a hallway, swallowing audibly and signing at a fully hearing man.
I was fascinated. I AM fascinated. Giddy even, and it’s not so much about him, as it is about the fact that I unlocked something, an experience that made me feel like I was in a movie. A whole trope!
Apparently, the fact that you can’t experience something, yet, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.😩
Kids and their teachers have now been with terrorists for almost 30 days. That's an entire month! How do such people remain the same after this horrific experience? The GCFR is quiet, not heard much from the NSA. Families in agony, wondering what, if any news to expect.
As they celebrate democracy day today & knowing they’re coming to tell us how they are the best democratic government ever, remember that there are still:
- 45 people in kidnappers den in Oyo state for the past 28 days
- 42 kids in Borno since May 15, 2026
Please, Do not forget them.
This is now their 28th Night in the den of terrorists!! 28 Nights! That’s 4 weeks! One Month!!! Ahhh!!!!!!!!!! God!!!!!! No shelter, no change of clothes, poor feeding, no safety, anxiety, molestation and abuse and different forms of emotional torture! God!!!😭😭