Mahmoud El-Kholy

[Mahmoud El-Kholy @Khulii_M]

I obsess over markets so you don’t have to
My new Substack is here 👇

https://t.co/UuJaWODf5J

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“Whatever his name is”

You can take the boy out of apartheid but can you really take the apartheid out of the boy?

[Bassem Youssef @Byoussef]

Zionists in Amsterdam disrespected the moment of silence for the flood victims in in Spain , they chanted”death to Arabs” they chanted “there are no schools and no babies left in Gaza” . They tore down Palestinian flags and attacked bystanders on the streets. So when they got the adequate treatment they deserved , as usual, they cried and victimized themselves and the western media , as usual, covered up for them and focused on the reaction and ignored their aggression. Some of those “soccer fans” were IDF reservists and assholes who served to kill Palestinian and Lebanese children. Zionist are just cowards. They will only play bullies if they are supported by US money and weapons. But without that you just have a bunch of cowards weeping and crying and victimizing themselves. Without the western media you have no cover and without US weapons you are absolute nothing. So cry me a fucking river…. To the sea.

[Cycling on TNT Sports @cyclingontnt]

The end of an era 🥺🫶

[tag @mxdric]

I'm not even Muslim but this is so funny man, these people have NO idea what Halal means, the pure necessity for racism overpowers common sense

[Bassem Youssef @Byoussef]

لقد تم اختياري كشخصيّة الأسبوع المعادية للسامية. أنا فاكر في مصر كان بيتقال عليا اخوانجي و عميل مخابرات و انقلابي و سلفى متخفي و شمام كلة و ثورجي (اسف نكسجي) و يهودي في السر و عميل الموساد و عميل امريكا و طبعا كلب سويرس . الحمدلله أنا اعتقد قفلت الاتهامات كلها . الفكرة بقى ان الصهاينة هنا في امريكا عندهم اسلوب كده انهم يفضلوا وراك لحد ما يحبسوك او يقطعوا عيشك . بيتصلوا بالمسارح و بالمنظمين عشان يلغوا عروضي غير كمية البلاغات و المضايقات المستمرة . بفكر دلوقتي في الاتهامات الجاية و ازاي احسن من مستوايا .
على فكرة اكون شاكر جدا لو انتم ساعدتوني اني انشر تواريخ العروض في الشهرين اللي جايين . لو عندكم معارف في اي من المدن دي قولولهم ييجوا يستمتعوا بالعرض .
https://t.co/9eoqErIs6w

Translation ; I remember when I was in Egypt I was called an Islamist , a Muslim brotherhood a salafi, a secret Jew , a Mossad agent a CIA agent , a military intelligence agent , a revolutionary (actually they is short for inciting chaos) . So I guess I need to think about how to improve those accusations . Anyways since those Zionists really want to cancel me and been harassing me for the last ten months , I hope you guys can support and tell your friends to come see my show at their respective cities . Tickets and details here
https://t.co/9eoqErIs6w

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

9️⃣ @KMbappe 9️⃣
#WelcomeMbappé

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

Thank you for everything, Toni Kroos. 🥲🤍

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👏💜 THANK YOU, LEGEND.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Hala Madrid

[TC @totalcristiano]

Carlo Ancelotti singing Real Madrid’s anthem after the game.

I love this man! https://t.co/24PUi7BySM

[Celebs Arabic @Celebs__Arabic]

إنتقام من نوع مختلف 😅!

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

May I have this dance?

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

لاتنسوا ﺃﻥ ﻋﺒﺪﺍﻟﻨﺎﺻﺮ ﺗﺴﻠﻢ ﻣﺼﺮ بعد انقلابه على الملك فاروق ﻭﻫﻲ ﻣﻤﻠﻜﺔ ﻣﺼﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﺴﻮﺩﺍﻥ ﻭﻳﻘﻊ ﻗﻄﺎﻉ ﻏﺰﺓ ﺗﺤﺖ ﺇﺩﺍﺭﺗﻬﺎ ... ﻭﺳﻠﻤﻬﺎ ﻟﻤﻦ ﺑﻌﺪه بدون ﺍﻟﺴﻮﺩﺍﻥ وبدون ﻏﺰﺓ ﻭبدون ﺛﻠﺚ ﻣﺼﺮ ( ﺳﻴﻨﺎﺀ )!
بالمناسبة النياشين التى يضعها في هذه الصورة ليست نياشين انتصارات والعياذ بالله لانه هزم فى كل معاركه ، ولكنها نياشين مسروقة من الممتلكات الملكية الخاصة بالملك فاروق رحمه الله والتى قام ضباط يوليو بفرض الحراسة عليها ثم سرقتها بعد ذلك كما ترون فى الصورة!!!

[Youssef @YousseffAly]

يانهار اسود
استاذ الطالب الشاطر جداً في الاقتصاد

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

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[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Dad of the year!!! Love it!!🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/fbvWPTiqFg