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Mindanao-based observer of politics, culture & national plot twists.
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[HouseOfKhyeヅ ♓ @KhyeLA]

Atty. Poa today: barely checking notes. Confidence—or just countless hours of prep? Either way, it showed.

Unlike the earlier bird analogy, which seemed to lose its way somewhere between takeoff and landing. 🐦
#ImpeachmentTrial #CourtroomWatch

[HouseOfKhyeヅ ♓ @KhyeLA]

#Mema observation lang: The most cross-examined witness might just be those eyeglasses. They seem more decorative than functional. Hahaha 👓 #ImpeachmentTrial

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POV: You can usually tell who may have pre-judged the case when the cross-examination seems aimed more at the defense than at the witness—or the witness’s defective affidavits. Different target, different story. 🎭

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POV: Somehow, I’m enjoying Sen. Risa’s performance more than I expected. Every manifestation and line of questioning seems to hand the defense another opportunity to clarify its case. Not quite the plot twist I anticipated. 🍿

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Day 4: The witness didn't get cross-examined by the defense first... they got cross-examined by the calendar. 📅 One typo on the affidavit/subpoena dates, and the defense happily says, "We'll take that." Point for the defense. ⚖️😂
#VPImpeachment #ImpeachmentTrial #SenateTrial

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Me today: “I’d like to watch a show with political maneuvering, betrayals, and people fighting for power.” Opens #HOTD instead. 🐉 #Dracarys

[HouseOfKhyeヅ ♓ @KhyeLA]

Dear #GlobePH, your signal isn’t supposed to be battery-powered by the electric grid… or is there something you’re not telling us? 🤨📡 #Brownout: “I’m taking the electricity.”
#GlobePH signal: “Take me with you.” #Teamwork yarn?

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Mr. Presiding Officer, one humble manifestation: please have the #Senate session hall disinfected. There’s clearly something contagious going around—and no, I’m not talking about the procedural objections. 🤧🦠 #SenateTrial #MemaLungs #MadamingMaySipon

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POV from an ordinary citizen: Sen. Risa is now 0–2 on staying out of "closing argument" territory. The umpire keeps reminding everyone: the game isn't over yet. 📷📷 #Impeachment #Day3

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One side is arguing the Rules of Court. The other is unintentionally auditioning for a medical documentary. 🤢

#ImpeachmentTrial #Philippines

[HouseOfKhyeヅ ♓ @KhyeLA]

Day 2 of the impeachment:

Defense: procedural, technical, laser-focused on the rules <samok>.

Prosecution: yesterday’s memorable saliva accumulation… today’s cough-phlegm-swallow sequel.

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Forget the saliva clip for a second—that'll live on as a meme anyway. If we're talking substance, Day 1 felt like the defense drew first blood. The trial just got a lot more interesting. ⚖️🍿 #ImpeachmentTrial #PhilippinePolitics

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I've watched plenty of impeachment proceedings, but this is the first time I've seen two people occupying the presiding officer's dais. Separation of powers... or shared seating? #ImpeachmentTrial #Constitution #RuleOfLaw

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Day 1 of the Senate impeachment trial, and people are already asking: “Was the Constitution just cross-examined, interrupted, and overruled?” 👀📜 #ImpeachmentTrial #PhilippinePolitics

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Marcos blaming Duterte for 2024 flood control mess, then claiming he "exposed" it, then begging Sara to show up for impeachment—this isn't strategy, it's a man checking his approval rating like it's a heart monitor. 📉

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Refreshing to see a PGMN exposé built on data instead of decibels. Numbers have a funny habit of outlasting narratives. #DataDriven #Receipts

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You’re the final signatory of the GAA. The last signature is yours. Yet somehow, you’re still blaming #Duterte? That’s not accountability—that’s narcissism. Maybe Imee had a point after all. 🤷‍♂️ #Accountability #highlightsシ゚

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Bosnia & Herzegovina fans chanting “Palestina” at the World Cup. Football may divide teams, but sometimes the stands unite humanity. ⚽🇵🇸 #FIFAWorldCup #Palestine #BosniaHerzegovina #FootballUnites