JUDAH

CHELSEA

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Savy @Savy4895]

“Mummy has already washed the plates”

[ActuCR7 @ActuCR7_]

Le palmarès tout simplement MONSTRUEUX de Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯:

🏅 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗦

🔮 x6 Globe Soccer Awards
🌕 x5 Ballons d’Or
👟 x4 Souliers d’Or
🪙 x4 Meilleurs joueurs UEFA
⚽️ x3 The Best FIFA
🇪🇺 x7 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des champions
🏅 Lauréat du Prix Puskás 2009
🏅 Lauréat du Golden Foot
🏅 Onze d’Or
🏅 Joueur portugais du siècle
🏅 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire de la Ligue des champions honoré par l’UEFA
🏅 Meilleur joueur du 21e siècle

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗨𝗫

🇵🇹 Euro 2016
🇵🇹 x2 Ligue des Nations

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗦

🇪🇺 x5 Ligue des Champions
🌍x4 Coupe du Monde des Clubs
🇪🇺 x3 Supercoupes UEFA
🇪🇸 x2 Liga
🇪🇸 x2 Coupe du Roi
🇪🇸 x2 Supercoupe d’Espagne
🇮🇹 x2 Serie A
🇮🇹 x2 Supercoupe d’Italie
🇮🇹 x1 Coupe d’Italie
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x3 Premier League
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 League Cup
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 Community Shield
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x1 FA Cup
🇵🇹 x1 Supercoupe du Portugal
🇸🇦 x1 Coupe Arabe des Champions
🇸🇦 x1 Champion d’Arabie Saoudite

📊 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗦

🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du football
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire en sélection nationale
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Premier joueur à marquer lors de six Coupes du monde
🥇 Meilleur buteur portugais de l’histoire en Coupe du monde
🥇 Premier joueur à inscrire au moins 800, 850, 900 et 950 buts officiels
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du Real Madrid
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué lors de cinq éditions différentes de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des Nations
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Coupe du Monde
🥇 Record de buts en une saison de Ligue des Champions (17)
🥇 Plus grand nombre de triplés (hat-tricks) en carrière (60+)
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué dans plus de 20 saisons consécutives au niveau professionnel
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué contre le plus grand nombre d’équipes différentes
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur penaltys en compétition officielle
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des phases à élimination directe de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des finales de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur coups francs en Ligue des Champions
🥇 Joueur avec le plus grand nombre de sélections internationales de l’histoire
🥇 Joueur ayant disputé le plus de matchs à l’Euro
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à l’Euro (5 éditions)
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à la Coupe du Monde (5 éditions)
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué 100+ buts dans 3 des 5 grands championnats européens
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir remporté le Ballon d’Or dans deux grands championnats différents (Premier League & Liga)
🥇 Seul capitaine à avoir soulevé les trois trophées majeurs de l’histoire du Portugal
🥇 Joueur le plus souvent nommé dans le Top 30 du Ballon d’Or (18 nominations)

𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗦. 🙌🐐

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

You pull two world cups, we pull two Nations league
You pull Ballon d’or, we pull Ballon d’or
You pull La Liga, we pull La Liga
You pull MLS, we pull Saudi league
You pull Copa America, We pull Euros
You pull UCL, we pull UCL

If we pull EPL titles now wetin you go pull?😂😂

[Bra Peter @Mr_PeterM]

“My boyfriend drives a car like yours”😭

[Davido @davido]

FRIDAY 👑😆😇🌎💿🔥❤️🕺🏽

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

✍️🔵

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

KWAM 1 scattered a Flight and Tried to Stop a Plane. Keyamo did nothing.

Vincent and Jollof had a viral Fight during a Flight. Keyamo did nothing.

Oshiomhole caused Mayhem at MM1 bcos he was late for a flight and the plane left. Keyamo did nothing.

But @PeterObi parks his car for 30 seconds to Remove his Bags and Travel and His Tyres are Clamped. Keyamo now released the CCTV footage and an Epistle of Jargons concerning the Matter.

Keep on embarrassing yourselves. 2027. All of Una dey go back Una house. 🤬🤡

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The hard work starts now! 👊

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Uma vitória de milhões!

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

His father had a problem with the local mafia and wanted to protect his only child, so he sent him to America. But the ship was actually headed for the United Kingdom. His father thought it was American because it carried the Statue of Liberty on its side—a logo he had seen in the movies.

When the ship docked at London Gateway, young Christiano slipped away with the others and disappeared into the city. He was only 12. He didn't speak a word of English and had no skills. Before long, he joined the dock workers, earning just enough to survive. At the end of every week, the dock workers would send the children to the main market to collect scraps. Young Christiano, however, saw a better opportunity: he picked pockets.

One day, as he reached into a stranger's coat, he felt the grip of a remarkably strong older gentleman. He had been caught in the act.

The man looked at the frightened boy and asked, "Where are you from?"

Young Christiano broke down in tears. “Por favor, perdoe-me, o mundo é a minha casa,” he said.

The man was Alex Ferguson, manager of one of England’s biggest football clubs who had just come to town.

[Jacob Otile, MD @DrOtileUg]

After going through comments in this post, I have come to a conclusion that we are always trying to have the GOAT debate with people who were in diapers when CR7 would tear through teams and made them look average

I mean the 2004 version that would make an invincible side of Arsenal (the best Arsenal squad I have watched in my lifetime) look average.

The winger who would dribble past defenders in a premier league side that had the most deadly defenders and tackles and would win any game irrespective of how difficult it was.

The winger who outshined some of the best generations of talents, I mean talk about Scholes, Lampard, Ribery, Roben, Giggs, Henry, Beckham, Drogba, Gerald. Etc winning Ballon d’ors amidst these talents.

The version who was responsible for all free kicks (some of the best that you will find in records in @premierleague and @LaLiga

The version who broke the record transfer fee in 2009 (When I graduated from high school) to move to Real Madrid and conquered Laliga which had the best version of Barcelona squad you can ever put together (Xavi, Messi, Iniesta, Ronaldinho, Eto’o, Puyol, etc) winning more Ballon d’or amidst world talents such Wesley Sneijder, Raul, Kaka, Figo, Zizu, Messi, and the list goes on. With some of the insane games of El Clásico we’ve enjoyed over the years.

The version named Mr @ChampionsLeague for obvious reasons.

The one who won everything there is to win at @ManUtd before heading to Laliga and winning it all and then to Italy and doing the same.

The one who became part of @selecaoportugal without a single international trophy and will retire with at least 3 of them. Compared to other countries that had countless international trophies before the players that are put in the same conversation with CR7 became part of the team.

So before you actually have this debate with anyone, be sure to ask them which version of @Cristiano they have watched, the prolific goal scorer (No 9) after turning 30? The 41 year old box player in a conversation with 20+ year old who were not yet even born when he was conquering leagues? Or the real version we have watched morphed over the years.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Day one.

[Adeel @cfcadeel]

Anyone who cannot access the full interview here it is

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

A new chapter awaits. ✍️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Xabi is here. 🔵🇪🇸

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

💙👕

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Portugal Sempre

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

As long as na woman matter , no be by age. Pattern wey women dn show some boys, you ft no see am till God call you

[CHIGO @iamChigoo]

Tell me you’re a Ronaldo fan without mentioning his name 😂