Andrés

|Learn to live while you’re young|Positive vibes only☮️|DreamChaser💫|🇲🇽|Fearless|#YHLQMDLG #mazdaspeed #LSSwapTheWorld

[Andrés @KiDMeX23]

@alexisxlondon I feel like in spanish its more romantic “mi amor”

[Andrés @KiDMeX23]

@Pricerrors Code not valid for me

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Scientists at the University of Illinois Chicago have developed bacteria that eat cancer cells from the inside out.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Celebrating culture and community this Cinco De Mayo. 🎉

[AstroYaps @astroyaps]

Pisces winding down tonight knowing deep down that career shift is already yours. claim it.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Apple's foldable iPhone is reportedly on track for a September 2026 release

[Andrés @KiDMeX23]

@Secretvicky17 Fuck what other ppl think, its more than enough for me🙂. Its the thought that counts and maybe some ppl don’t firmly grasp the idea 💡

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[🇲🇽 @_KECG]

Mexicans were and are the OG cowboys

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

[Firearm Fury @FirearmFury]

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris

[Juicy J💋 @NeiAllure]

I love how everybody still calls it the Sears Tower😭

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

weed horny is a different type of horny tbh

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Bonuses at work should be tax free…

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Chicago! 🍀

[Terms of Pisces @PiscesTerms]

#Pisces are freaks

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. just swapped fluoride for creatine monohydrate in every public water line. America's taps now officially dispense gains water

New mandate: Fluoride completely eradicated from all municipal water systems nationwide.

Replaced with pure, micronized creatine monohydrate dissolved at therapeutic saturation levels (5g per liter baseline, adjustable for high-responders).

Every faucet, fountain, showerhead, and fire hydrant now delivers "cellular volumization hydration" on demand.

Sip, shower, or chug, your intracellular water retention just became a federal priority.

RFK Jr.: “Fluoride was a cavity cover-up pushed by Big Dental to keep you weak and inflamed. Creatine? It's the original performance super-molecule. ATP rocket fuel, brain booster, and overnight bloat machine.

Weak teeth stay cavity-prone. Strong citizens bloat 5 lbs overnight, fill out the frame, and dominate. We're not hydrating flat anymore. This is MAHA in liquid form: Make America Bloat Again.”

- Immediate nationwide infusion: Water treatment plants retrofitted with creatine dosing stations (pharma-grade monohydrate only, no fillers)

- Daily exposure target: 3–5g absorbed via drinking + dermal uptake (showers count double for skin gains)

- Verified saturation responders (via 24-hour urine creatine clearance or visible 5-lb overnight water weight jump) qualify for "$1,000 Bloat Bonus" direct deposit + priority red-meat vouchers

- Bonus: Public schools and gyms now feature "Creatine Coolers" instead of water fountains. Kids and athletes preload before recess or sets

- Refuse the bloat? Welcome to the low-retention surcharge. Your water bill spikes 35% + mandatory loading-phase re-education camp with no dry scoops allowed

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

she’s a handful. but so is her ass so it cancels out