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[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[dakota @im2hai]

i have special needs and cannabis is one of them

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

sometimes a whole month goes by

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

my frontal lobe is fully developed but I’m still retarded

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[mommy @hisfavstepdad]

the first time i hit a nicotine vape thinking it was a weed vape i yelped like a dog

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Bought an undercover jacket on grailed an it came w a dab pen

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

They invented Heaven so they could get away with giving you nothing in life.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

type shit i’ve been smoking on

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@icey_melted I hate myself and I want to die

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[wapital @wapital3]

i read that 40% of americans don’t have $500 and stopped honking at people, these people gonna blow my head smooth off

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

I'm not doing a nonchalant gimmick I'm highkey just socially inept and emotionally unexpressive #RealShit

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

I used to think god was talking to me through traffic lights and turn signals