Kiah Tucker

••• Be kind to yourself •••

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Was gonna buy soup, didn't buy soup. #disappointed Also, my boss's cat's name is Soup.

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Yesterday, Cory referred to kittens as “cat puppies.”
#whataguy

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

I gave the cashier at Aldi’s $50 and he gave me $52.26. I handed the fifty back explaining he rang it in as $100.
Waitin’ on that karma.
So far all I got was PMS from hell, an impacted wisdom tooth, and the closing shift on NYE.
#fightme

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Oh you want HEAP so you can sleep without fear your kid is going to die of hypothermia? Let's go out of our way to make it impossible. - that's me being DSS if you didn't know. Am I hired yet?

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Being hard core ghosted by HEAP right now.

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Things I never thought I'd be saying to a 7 year old #36:
We do not punch people when they don't want to play with us.

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

What a chilly time to have the furnace crap out 😅

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Sign at EcoLiving is currently being cut off the dangling wire by the SLFD, while I'm sipping a hot cup of CBD coffee. #mybasementisflooded

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

“My biggest fear that night was what if the police shot my dog, but if I were a Black woman in this city, my fear would be what if they shot me?” #AtatianaJefferson https://t.co/MdfkcLDmVt

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

“all in less than 3 seconds”
“all in less than 3 seconds”
“all in less than 3 seconds”

#AtatianaJefferson
https://t.co/4P6mM8Z2gv

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

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[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@margi_tucker PLANNED PARENTHOOD FOR THE WIN! #Dontfuckwithus #dontfuckwithoutus (or fall, don't fall without them either)

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Either I'm about to become the newest music sensation over in Manhattan, or I was nearly trafficked into the child sex slave trade. #TimmyIs59 #married and #iamthenextkarencarpenter

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@kasssey3 Feels. real easy to slip into the "we're married" lifestyle. I went to bed at 8pm while cory watched basketball. Talk about sexy time.

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@margi_tucker

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@margi_tucker "Runs away fucking you off."

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@margi_tucker YOU'RE SO SWEEEEEEEET. ALSO I LOVE YOU ENDLESSLY! ALSO TAKE LOTS OF PHOTOS ON YOUR TRIP! <3 <3 <3

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

@margi_tucker I love you

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Can't decide this time. Move the couch out the living room window, as we did to get it in, or.... Sawzall?

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Am now though. 👸👊💪
#stillhateit

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

Commander, our parrot, has been staring at me and ringing his fucking bell for a solid 23 minutes.

[Kiah Tucker @KiahTuck10]

My favorite thing about dogs is you can treat them like your child while never censoring your sailor mouth. Ex. "No Poppy! You are not climbing on your father right now, Fucker!"