MJANJA MJINI

Too cultured to be mainstream.
Too chaotic to be curated.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani has banned ICE from entering NYC property.

[Culturally Inappropriate @spacetigre]

They’re funny af because the VERY NEXT BAR is so direct lmaoooooo

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[🧟‍♀️ @crewslover]

for those of you who didnt see that messi penalty:

[Casar labiste @WilkiKushki]

Mid presentation kizungu ilianza kunilemea and I ended up speaking kisomali.😭

[mussie @mussi3x]

It's cute seeing Americans actually thinking they can win the world cup

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Stop Glorifying Public servants they are not Waheshimiwa but your servants "- Senator Okiya Omutatah!

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

It’s crazy how this pass is getting ignored just because Ugarte made it😭😭😭

[7% (or better) 🇯🇲 @gregNEVERchills]

Everywhere i go, it’s bitches in jortz and timbs. Nothing sexy out here. Just a bunch of DMXs with edges.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

CABO VERDE LE SACÓ EL EMPATE A DOS CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO EN SUS PRIMEROS DOS PARTIDOS EN EL MUNDIAL

ES HISTORIA PURA 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We're proud to announce a milestone moment in the plan to transform Old Trafford 👀🏟️

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Bonge la upgrade hapo sebuleni mamaee, ligi ianze sasa 😂

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

"La revelación será Ecuador"
"La revelación será Noruega"
"La revelación será Bélgica"

Cabo verde apareciendo de la nada:

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Kylian Mbappe when he is asked absolutely anything:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister of the UK

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🍿 OFFICIAL: Kevin Pina, FIFA Man of the Match for Cape Verde vs Uruguay.

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

Unlike him I say this with pride