Ted Venture

A. T.houghtful H.onest E.thical I.ntelligent S.keptical T.hinker

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@williamwolfe I believe that the only true path of altruism is atheism.

You can never be truly good if you're expecting a reward.

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@Mr_RobPattinson is the @JaredLeto of Batman

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

#UnpopularOpinion #christian tattoos are just people that want 'a tattoo' so they go with the safe choice assuming they'll always be a christian and it's least likely to be offensive or held against them in the work place

People don't want Jesus tattoos, they settle for them

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@BestBuy I appreciate you letting my neighbors know I bought a lap top for me. That way I don't have to brag. 😉

Maybe next time you could write the resale value in that outside, that'll show 'em. 😂

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@PAStatePolice You have speed traps all up and down 81. Can you maybe do something about the ass hole high beaming everyone behind him? This can't possibly be legal.

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@terrycrews what happens to all the suits that you wear on @AGT?

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

Today I had a great idea. I bet @mmschocolate are good frozen.
So I went home and tried it.

I don't recommend it.

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@IwriteOK hey Rob, this may be a Bastard-behind-the-bastard, but how about a Rudy Giuliani episode?

I can't think of any single American that fell further than 'Americas mayor' becoming 'trumps weird henchmen'.

Also don't forget the head grease interview. 😂

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

Why did no one tell me Sea Shanty's were back!?

Now they're gone again and I completely missed the boat ⛵

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

Remember when everyone was going around talking about how much they love Moscow Mules, and they'd get all pretentious if you didn't have copper cups? I'm glad that's over.

#bartender problems.

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

a rally cry. And something americans can Google and get the bullet points in a few seconds.

-tough on immigration
-written by a (R), THEN
-trump F'ed it up

Now when people see Kamala say
"I will pass the McCormick bill"
we're right there with you. 🇺🇸

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

Idk how to get in touch with @KamalaHQ so I hope you see this.

You have to name the bill!

You can't just say "the immigration bill Trump canceled" or "The Immigration Visa Efficiency and Security Act of 2023 (H.R.6542"

You have to call it the "McCormick bill". It needs 1/2

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@GovernorShapiro Cool. Most of American went with the 21st Amendment in 1933, but good for you.

Anyway, I'll be spending my PA paycheck in a MD dispensary if you need me.

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

Hey @dynomighty just wanted to show you what a Mighty Wallet looks like after 10 years of daily use

Still kickin' 😎

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@RealAlexJones @RealAlexJones dude, you're a fucking fag

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@ghadiry133 @CalltoActivism Because his biceps are too thin for a portrait

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

#LETSGOBIDEN

[LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961]

Rudy Giuliani says the Trump 2020 campaign owes him $2M for challenging Trump's election loss.

It's a real shame that nobody warned Rudy that Trump doesn't pay his bills.
#ProudBlue #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

[LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961]

If you've never bought a Trump shirt, cap, or flag, nor paid to attend a klanpaign rally, nor paid $99 for an NFT card you could have copied & pasted for free, nor contributed to Trump's Go Fund Me, congratulations, you're not a #MAGAMoron!
#ProudBlue #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Who agrees...just one!!! ✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽

[Ted Venture @KickAHippo]

@joncoopertweets