𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓!

"𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋!"

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

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⠀𝘼𝙇𝙇 OF THE 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 OF A S͟Q͟U͟I͟R͟R͟E͟L͟ AND A 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀🄲🄻🄾🅅🄴🅁 ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛꜱ

⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋.

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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Oh! Like sixty-nine?"

[𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆 °.ೃ࿔* @BlondeBlazerr]

“ I know but it’s some kind of meme I can’t figure out 🫩”

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"But...seven comes after six, miss...it's how numbers work..."

[𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆 °.ೃ࿔* @BlondeBlazerr]

Next person to say ‘ six seven ‘ is getting one gold star removed off the good noodle board ����.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

@BlondeBlazerr ✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

Take your time! RP is a hobby, silly

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

@OneWebSwingAway "Well, at least it's not the real us."

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Why are all of my twins evil and lewd? Is this some kind of sick joke?"

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Just feel unwanted sometimes is all. I mean, I usually don't let it get to me, but when you hear "I was hoping for Captain America" or "I was hoping for Iron Man" or even on the occasion "I was hoping for Spider-Man" so many times, you start to feel disheartened!"

[The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) @OneWebSwingAway]

"Doreen."

Hand on her shoulders.

"You are not annoying. No more so than any of us are. I mean heck, listen to my rogues. I've cornered the market on annoying to them.

Deep breathes, yea?"

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Do you think they find me annoying?"

Gasping

"Am I annoying?"

[The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) @OneWebSwingAway]

"I mean, the regular Avengers don't often get mission briefings.

Depends on whose in charge I guess?"

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

GASPPPPPPPPP

"HOW RUDE??? DO NOT CALL SQUIRRELS RODENTS EVEN IF THEY ARE PART OF THE SAME SPECIES??? THAT'S VERY RUDE, QUESTION MAN!

And gosh! Your ego is something to Marvel at! It might be able to Rival Tony's!"

[ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀ! @C0nundrumMaster]

″⠀ Have you tried to not smell of rodent﹖ It isn't MY fault that nobody can match me, Edward E. Nygma, and my intellectual prowess and greatness! Many have tried and they have failed. I expect it to stay this way till the day I die. ⠀ ″

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"I mean...I'm part of The Great Lakes Avengers!"

[The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) @OneWebSwingAway]

"That generally requires us to be part of an actual institution that gives briefings."

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Have you tried to not have such an ego?"

[ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀ! @C0nundrumMaster]

″⠀ It's very tough to be smarter than everybody else. Nobody to relate to on my intellectual level. Woe is me.��� ″

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"That would be AMAZING, Miss Storm!"

[‍┈⋆ ‎ 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪 .ᐟ ‎ @LEADSTHEFOUR]

do you need a run down ?

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Did anyone else get a mission briefing today? No? Okay..."

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

MY FRIEND FINALLY JOINED DCRP (I helped him with his layout :3)

You should RP with him because if you don't then I'll beat you up. (He's why I'm gonna be active again because I don't want to leave him to be beat into comatose by Batfamily accounts)

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

"Spare an acorn for a working heroine?" 🥺

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

Drinking my doctor pepper and writing my shitty little fanfic that I'll never share and am only writing it so future me can read it instead of bitching about this fic not being done.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

@OfHerJubilation ✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

Paul will canonically go to hell, I will bring back Monkey Joe for Squirrel Girl, and Spider-Man will be happy once more.

Marvel, hire me. I'm not racist, homophobic, or a weirdo. I'm better than half your writing staff rn, Marvel. Hire me.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

@OfHerJubilation ✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

If I ever become a comic writer, do not let me get my hands on Paul. I would have Paul witness the worst of the worst ever and then erase him from history.

Or I'd give him the DC Villain The Penny Plunderer treatment and send him to hell canonically

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓! @KickButtEatNutz]

✭ https://t.co/qyFRNisYu8✭

How to cause everyone on the internet to hate you and want you dead for some reason. #GirlProblemsIGuess