IKickPlants

I never fuck Wayne. I never fuck Drake.

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Listening to John Mayer’s Room for Squares feeling like a Wii Mii

[Noah @decemberhunting]

>"I'm trying to find the best pen"
>"lifelong goal"
>includes a photo of the pens they've tried
>Bic Round Stic M

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Sang Femininomenon at karaoke with my millennials and they loved it

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Friday June 12th, 2026

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Going to shower so long my skin come off

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

I hope this guy got justice

[XpressTR @XpressTR]

Karısı ve sevgilisini öldürmediğini kanıtlamaya çalışan bir adamın, mahkemede cinayetle ilişkilendirilen eldivenleri denediği anlar.

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Running is faster than walking but nobody likes when you run at work or at the store. I feel like I’m not being allowed to fly

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Accidentally really enjoying pop culture jeopardy

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my pet tadpole seems to have mutated into some weird creature

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

I would have killed for this but luckily it was $4

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

@notlorien Say sike 😔

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Jamiroquai

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

I don't think Conan is funny. He knows this. I text him that everyday at 7 am. He's very lucky, very very lucky, very lucky. He's a fraud. Am I jealous? No not at all. Of what, red hair and freckles? No. I'm tall too.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

https://t.co/LIYBRqHRAL

[weather @dsxf234161]

white people when you yuck their yum

[IKickPlants @KickPlants]

Did something funny but I’m being really chill and patient about the payoff rather than telling everyone 

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor who gives a fuck