Maxon Schreave

Married to 'The One' who kicked me in the royal jewels.

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@krissambers Did you ever doubt me?

[Grace VanDyke @VanDykeGrace]

@KickedByDear no matter how many times your royal jewels are kicked, you will still be a royal gem.

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Causes of death...
America Schreave: strawberry tart overdose
Maxon Schreave: groin kicked by the strawberry tart addict

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Who wants to come chill at the palace and binge watch #Dexter with me?

[Carter Woodwork @Woodwork_Carter]

@KickedByDear and I when @Kile_Woodwork and @ESchreave finally kissed.

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@NeverBeAlone24 haha. I'm glad someone appreciates my humor. *cough cough @NotHisDear

[Princess Axi @NeverBeAlone24]

Never have a laughed so hard looking through someones twitter profile then i did with @KickedByDear sorry your majesty but you are funny 😂

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@ArrogentLeger @NotHisDear bruhhhhhhhhh no way

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Since @NotHisDear has been away at the Illean annual strawberry tart convention, I've been at home binge watching one tree hill.

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Hey dear-- I mean babe.. @NotHisDear

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@ArrogentLeger broooo you're still here

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Wake me up when crystal reed's back on teen wolf

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

You know... Your king..

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

It's me

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

Hello

[America Singer @NotHisDear]

When he promises to give you strawberry tarts but you get blueberry tarts instead

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@leger_lucy I don't know about you, but I celebrate everyday.

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@ArrogentLeger Missed you too man. How are things with Lucy?

[Maxon Schreave @KickedByDear]

@ArrogentLeger brooooooo