Peter Gutter

I can do anything.

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Eating bananas begrudgingly since 1987 ®

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You know it's been 24 years and I still don't know anybody who wears more polo gear than Trick Daddy

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@Stellarmich The last 1/3rd of a banana is called the barf section

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Eating bananas begrudgingly since 1987 ®

[Peter Gutter @KickerDixon]

So it turns out “you look just like this guy who stabbed me in a dream” is not a “good” way to start a conversation

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“How you ain’t gon’ fuck?
Bitch I’m me!
I’m toxic male entitlement
In 2003”

-self aware Ludacris

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SPOILER ALERT I'm super great at summarizing @HandmaidsOnHulu

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Wait hold on is somebody named Ocean in all of the Ocean’s’s movies

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I can’t believe this whole time I though it was Snuffleuffagus but the actual spelling is Snoopleoctopus

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Last night I dreamt that I got a 154 word on words with friends but when I woke up I was still just me

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@thejessbess @Bad_Episode yeah but that hoodoo tho

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definitely just bought the fuck out of @michelleisawolf's standup special even though I can already watch it for free through my brother's hbo login because if your free speech is funny I'll pay for that shit all day #WHCD https://t.co/leWbHIC0vb

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@thejessbess @Bad_Episode Boy howdy did that guy have the power

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#neverforget https://t.co/VUr51SGiug

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@gomagnus is back in episode 58, this type he asks ME a question whaaaaaat up is down down is up the world has gone mad https://t.co/rxD5kMdcjX

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If my kid was gay I'd show up for literally everything but if they were a white supremacist I'd be like get out of my house you're living in sin and your lifestyle is morally reprehensible why god why is this happening to meeeeeee

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When I was a kid another kid was trying to make fun of me and asked if Icelandic people lived in igloos and I just said yes and owned it and I had to live that lie for 2 years until I changed schools so joke's on you Cody

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an edm track that's just sarah palin saying Alaska every 16 bars

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@FickleProd ayyyyy 101 ftw

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this is beautiful https://t.co/4RPRtppDis

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