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[steve @KidBlondy]

Covids lasted longer than any of my relationships

[steve @KidBlondy]

@JTQuack Love the vision Quack

[steve @KidBlondy]

Having my own dog made me realize the only thing I really want in life is a fenced in yard

[steve @KidBlondy]

@SamCooney12 Sold

[steve @KidBlondy]

Phone so dry I checked venmo's tl

[steve @KidBlondy]

I'm not one to judge, unless I see what you got for cereal

[steve @KidBlondy]

Abolish cover letters

[steve @KidBlondy]

The people who wear their mask half on in a mask mando zone are the same kids who chewed gum in school just cuz it wasn't allowed, and left it on the desk for you to touch

[steve @KidBlondy]

I don't always leave my car windows down, but when I do, it downpours out

[steve @KidBlondy]

I'm sorry if this is a force, but...

[steve @KidBlondy]

Deadass just caught my fish picking up a pebble... Fish please, this ain't 42 Wallaby Way

[steve @KidBlondy]

The lack of barbershops is reason enough to social distance at this point

[steve @KidBlondy]

Honestly, it's probably a good thing that the bars aren't open right now. I'd be buying everyone and their mothers' mothers shots with these Covid Dollars

[steve @KidBlondy]

Where's the motivation plug at?
Willing to pay a premium for that shit

[steve @KidBlondy]

You ever go to pack your bowl and find out you already packed your bowl?

[steve @KidBlondy]

I just counted 29 equidistant lights travelling on the same path in the sky. I'm assuming some sort satellite action, but never ever have I seen anything like this...

[steve @KidBlondy]

Not sure if I just fell in love at the drive through, or its just the first female contact I've had in a month

[steve @KidBlondy]

Cup two of double caffeinated coffee: ✔️

Time to be productive... After a couple more and a few hours of procrastination

[steve @KidBlondy]

And don't even get me started on stopping it just before 0.

[steve @KidBlondy]

Anyone else oddly specific with their microwave times? Like 45 won't do, but 48? Just right 👌