Jesse Matthew🌸

big fighter
bigger lover

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Lauren boebert I voted for you;
please let me eat your ass🥲😭😂

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Y'all corny 😂💀

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Ugh I should have taken shrooms 🙃

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Deciding to watch Hair at 11pm was such a solid move.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Nameless king is EZ boss 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sussy Matt ⚔️ @MattApocaalypse]

What is he doing in Elden Ring? Is he lost?

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

I just couldn't care less.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

I'm playing Demon Souls and Bloodborne on PC today.
And that's how I know God is good. 🩷

[jake strickland @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

@Abbbn0rmal Somebody People!

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Daily affirmations: Let's hope @Abbbn0rmal has a good day and every one is extremely nice to her!

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Ayoooo big day for @ElysiaAD and Kelce brother fans alike

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Damn @ENTERSHIKARI really out here confirming they brought the bass to Denver.
Wish Shikari Sound System could do an afters😅
10/10 set. Never change.
Only keep growing.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

I spent the literal entire day thinking about the fights this morning.
Wildest card top to bottom I've seen in many years.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Someone got a hold of my Carl's jr app info and used all my points for a free meal.

Truly some lowly wild shit. I have their address. Might dox them or somethin.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Maybe scale the genre's pie slice to real listening stats. So, landing on jazz/hardcore/country COULD happen, but mainly pop/edm/rock.

@marcrebillet you want in on this?🫣

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

I have this idea to do a whole tour where each night we spin a "genre wheel" and I gotta jam whatever genre it lands on.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Woke up at 6, chugged some water, googled how planes work:

It's time to party.

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

Guess who's getting the literal worst assistance from @Xfinity 🙂🤘🏻

[Jesse Matthew🌸 @KidCucki]

I'll be at work 17 of the next 24 hours 🙂

[gem @gemahtreeuhh]

if you play elden ring, you are gay
if you play dark souls, you are gay
if you play bloodborne, you are gay
if you play armored core, you are gay
if you play sekiro, you are gay

from software is turning you and your kids gay.