Xolani Ngobese

[Xolani Ngobese @KidRaps8]

@Vodacom @orlandopirates 2-0

[📀📀VuoLu2li📀📀 @VuoLu2li]

I once asked if Chris is a human being na? Or is he just one person. There is no way one person can think of all this nonsense alone nor collect so many meme which are relevant for each topic.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Today From the money we raised from Elon Musk salary.. (X Ad revenue)

Chris Excel Foundation decided to buy 25 pairs of school Shoes

And celebrate valatines day with Kids from disadvantaged backgrounds… #SchoolForKids

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I'm a simple man

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

How marriage work in South Africa

First 6 months After 6 months

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

- No trending for wrong reasons
- No demanding electricity on internet
- No TikTok and Instagram content
- No public announcement
- No endless vacations
- No falling from Aeroplanes

Just clean quiet marriage 😭😍🔥

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Your father never gave you a drunkard mother who has a tattoo ebeleni

Why do you want to give your children a drunk mother who can differentiate any flavor of alcohol!!

If you can’t respect yourself at least respect your bloodline!!! 😩😩

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

And another thing my brother

If your baby mama always reminds you of how your child looks like you or your family

“Yaz uMduduzi unamadlebe kaGogo wakho”

Just know it’s guilty conscience dealing with her 😭😭 Go for DNA my brother…

Don’t waste time!! 😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

American rappers are making this Hip Hop thing so exciting… it’s Diss track after Diss track.

While here in South African rappers who go to Podcasts and gossip about each other 😩

What a shame!!! 😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

If your NSFAS did not approve always remember you can still make it in life without a Degree 🎓

For example

Me with no Degree Ori with a Degree

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

brothers

Normalize asking her ukuthi akufakise isandla ePhentini before you buy her alcohol at the groove 😭

Ungathengela uLova utshwala nge Mistake..

Zingo Nicki Minaj ezintwana 😭😭😩

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Brother

Once you start dating a woman who afford herself

You’ll see that you actually don’t have financial problems in your life.

Just that you’ve been torturing yourself ngoMgulukudu ofuna uku dunusela njaaalo when it’s time to contribute in your life 😭😭😩

[Queen Yana 👸🏾 @n_yayra]

@AdvoBarryRoux Superhero landing

[Ichoko Worldwide @ichokotv]

@AdvoBarryRoux Dream life Awww

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Ask her if she had a son.

Would she advise her son to settle down with a mother of 2 and become a step father

Ask her would she advise her son to send an unemployment lazy hoe his hard earned money.

Her answer will be “No”

Manje okaban lomntwana ekmele ebeyislima Seyifebe😫

[Sevgiliye Sözler @sevgilisoz]

Something is making this Chef turn her eye like that.

(She's 26 No gree for anybody TB Joshua)

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

As much as I would want you to educate your children at the highest level, you must be wise to keep them within your budget. Find the best school that your budget can afford. Learn to live within your means.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

We never talk about beauty without brains when it comes to men. Pretty boys are so empty, no perspective, no vision, no direction, It's just vibes, beard gang! Nothing to offer! No sign of life! All they do is scream "ey poi" when they greet their fellow empty heads beard gang.

[IG: Prince_Albie @Prince_Albie]

@AdvoBarryRoux Not minding our own business, we spend too much time focusing on what other people are doing and trying to better them. We don't want to see each other succeed.

[Mzala @CebisaRise]

@AdvoBarryRoux Showing off and wanting a women who's not your financial type