Pegasus Knight Petra

everyone here is sweaty

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

Last time I lost followers this quickly, I was the line leader in grade school

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

but him shook glutes even when yikes butt we all know as soon as u frighten dookiehole.

[Alchemist Type Beat @Alchemist]

Nobody says deadass anymore smh. We all moved on to mortifiedanus .

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

@yuhseventytwo @sakhawat_tweets @UglyGod 1. bread
2. you already have bread

[Dorgo @dorgoclips]

@CleistaCelestia humans developing organic AI detection faster than billion dollar companies. evolution is wild

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

where tf is Deena

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

why I still gotta dress for a thought crime

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

PLEASE insert ads directly into my eyeballs

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

@uncledoomer @JazzSquatch @pontiusdickus because that is how they *currently* work. which, given the proposition, is not a particularly reasonable assumption.

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

once a bunch of white ppl clicked my 👍🏾 like 5 of them. it wasn’t funny until it was

[gabe @allgarbled]

When somebody in the work chat already reacted with the

👍🏾

and then you gotta decide if it’s asserting your whiteness too decisively to react with a

👍

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

DM me I can help you with that pesky autism thing

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Progress

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

there’s a bar two blocks over

[Q @qtnx_]

honestly the biggest reason to go through higher education is that you will never ever again get 4-6 years of networking, friend group building and relationship finding

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

@ilham I don’t fucking get it

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

@elonmusk boost the second or third tweet in any chain of political tweets to max the bewilderment stat (clicks).

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

@elonmusk boost people who use selfies as avatars, to boost everyone else’s self esteem

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

Russia, you’re seeing this right

[goodalexander @goodalexander]

@elonmusk I would like a "smart mode" button that serves me content more likely to make me smarter, more capable and informed and mutes all engagement bait/ onlyfans promos, violence etc

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

you know how every COOL person reassures themselves by keeping a nerdy overly agreeable friend around? Metro if you see this tell Future not to shoot me please

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

it’s looking like Danny Devito will live to be as old as Pharrell which really takes the edge off of the shitty job market

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

not only does pressing Back in your mobile browser break every button on X but the Back button on X already doesn’t work. I reneged on a crappy tweet and now i’m forced to write this one so here you go.

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

dying to a good Genji player is like wow honest work good job there man. a good Spiderman player is like u crusty ass 13 yr old boogers on controller ass mf

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

I hate Namor almost as much as I hated Torbjörn

[Pegasus Knight Petra @Kidcrashed]

yo @elonmusk u got Namor energy