Kidzombe

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[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

They call me Amazon the way she Rain on my Forest

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

@USPS can yall find my package. it’s been stuck at the Cleveland distribution center for over a month

[joey @joboduj]

they don't tell you this but all you really need is a butterknife and 60 grit sandpaper

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

@nikgeneburn What the hell man? what did I do to deserve this??

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

they should make smoking indoors legal again. “Secondhand smoke is bad” I don’t really care about other people very much. I don’t want to have to walk outside the bar and burn one and miss out on a good laugh or moment. If you don’t like cigarettes you should just stay home.

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

Made Marceline in Tomodachi life and she instantly fell in love with my mii

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

I figured it out guys I'm finally happy again

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

There is no way some people are just happy in life. How do you not want to kill yourself you little creature?

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

She thought I was Vietnamese the way I be eating her kitty

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

Someone’s autistic “special interest” is Donald Trump.

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

if i EVER meet "TheBurntPeanut" in real life, I WILL LITERALLY SKIN HIM ALIVE. I cannot stand this guy.

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

I wonder what they want

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

I’m now single and all 4 of my friends are employed

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

Why are all of my friends unemployed and single except maybe 2 that are employed

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

It’s time to kill myself! Like maybe for real this time though I’m not sure.

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

High as fuck in the bdubs zoned in on Golf

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

Just saw a group of Amish people loading groceries into a Ford 150 and one of em tried to kill me

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

I can’t figure it out though I could be lying

[Kidzombe @Kidzombe_]

I think I only tweet when I am manic tbh