Kid quotes

My three kids are hilarious, honest, rude, and insightful.

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Layla went potty at the gas station took one look inside and said “ooo it’s fancy!”

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Ahh Hendrix…”girls, can’t live without them, can’t shoot them!” Dad, you got a gun! I look at him like he lost his mind. What…? It will be boys time.

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“It’s harder than you imagine!” “Well Hendrix I can imagine pretty well,” “I can imagine better; I have guns and lasers…”

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I told Layla about a time I went to jail and how there is a side for violent offenders and one for non violent offenders and she was like “Did you go to the soft side like a baby?”

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I’m just going to make a ghostbusters costume for you this year; they’re so expensive. Hendrix “You can’t do that dad, you don’t even know the finer touches.”

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Layla attacking Hendrix in his room and Hendrix is like “Please! Please! I have kids…and a wife!”

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Layla “Beavers are creepy, I thought they’d be cute!”

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I used to have a friend named Grant, he’s crazy! He just runs around and does whatever, he’s pure crazy.

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Layla don’t take fluffy and oso (stuffed animals) with you to school today, they’re your pride and joy. Hendrix

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Layla “I know why my memories are so bad. I’ve been sniffing to much sharpies…That’s why I don’t remember the second grade”

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@MichaelVogel1 Truth

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Cannon balls in the freezing hot tub!

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Dad can I have TNT 🧨 for Christmas? No Hendrix that’s not going to happen for a few years bud.

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Hendrix “I want to die!” “Why” I asked. “So I don’t have to eat green beans!”

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Playing prodigy math games on the iPad. Question: what shape has 4 sides? Hendrix “square” CORRECT! “I know my shapes” like, I got this dad, I’m a badass

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I see Chloe texting and check her phone “ooh you texting Evan?” Chloe’s like not anymore I’m texting Alex! “Yeah, about what you texted Evan?” Big smile “Dad!!”

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“I’m digging your hole for when you die!” My grave? Yeah...for when you die!

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Hendrix saw the crack in the sidewalk and bent down and asked Layla “do you know anything about this?”

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I can’t wait to get my tooth fairy money so I can buy a big cantaloupe!

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@realDailyWire @BestOfCarano Double standard, no bueno 👎 Get your head out of your ass Disney! Gina’s a bad ass woman who advocated for less political polarization, for this very reason; you helped make her point 🤬

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@momtransparent1 Solid post