Kieran

shrek fan club owner

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

What's good bro

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Some chav called me John Travolta... Like it was an insult

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

With the boys across the platform shouting LIGHTWEIGHT PRICK!!

I'm a featherweight champion, CHEAP TO GET PISSED!!

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

You don't have to worry about my music taste ty

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Just been sat on my own for two hours at the park playing Pokemon

Sos

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

A snorlax with 1400cp holds the gym at the park...meanwhile

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Take your brother down to the sea,
Have two's on a cigarette.

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Seeing the spider isn't the bad part

It's when it goes missing and plots it's assassination

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

🌅

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

You're not that tall drop the act https://t.co/aKp2GRQlLP

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

It's a sick world and I don't want to be a part of it #PrayForNice

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

The Scientist by coldplay will always be a song u just belt out in the street when you've had too many WKD and ur mate's vomming on ur shoe

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

People only care if ur good looking, dead or u got a full pokédex 🙄

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Croissant hair believe it or not

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Can I just eat steak with peppercorn sauce for every single meal for the rest of my life

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Had my headphones in and didn't realise how loud I was singing Stitches across the room

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

King Kunta

[Kieran @KieranJGoodwin]

Somehow I think this is inaccurate