Everett Kiernan

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

I hate pathological liars nobody benefits from lying 95% of the time

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

Lil Tecca goated

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

Mfs hate me cuz I speak the truth

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

As a man how do you let yourself smell so bad you make an entire floor stink

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

@CocchiolaD I’m glad that we can come to the agreement that tricolor rotini is ass

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

@underwhitestars It does when the paycheck hits and then it goes away 😭

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

I might have to take back my statement money does not buy happiness

[UFC @ufc]

AT THE BUZZER!!!! 🤯

@BlessedMMA gets the KO victory with ONE second to go #UFC300

[AB @AB84]

Just spotted @lizzo ridding on I4 #CTESPN

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

Never drink the Conn hall water

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

Nevermind you might’ve saved yourself

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

There’s no coming back from this one you’re beat

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

Why did Glock40spaz pop up in my professors YouTube search

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

@underwhitestars Preach I’m getting closer to this point by the day we ballin

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

When you walk past them and say nothing and they don’t fall in love with you instantly😖😖

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i press shuffle and the song i was thinking about starts playing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after rediscovering an old song I used to fw

[AB @AB84]

I run my own twitter jus wanted to fuck with that 🤡

its 2024 make jokes funny again #CTESPN

[Everett Kiernan @KiernanEverett]

So much to say heads can’t even say it