Kieron Forrest

[wr0te&r0t @wroteandrot]

I’m so glad he’s a movie star because he would’ve made a very effective serial killer

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

Is there a single Chelsea fan that thinks we win tonight or are we all just tuning in via our cuck chairs at 8pm?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

D&D is so fucked. Apparently anyone can just kick you of of the group bc you keep doing a Jamaican accent even though your character is from a place you made up where canonically everyone has Jamaican accents.

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

"Mate, I got four assists!"
"That is criminal!"

Morgan Rogers and Cole Palmer arguing over the POTM award! 🤣

[Kieron Forrest @KieronForrest]

@ChelseaIoanArmy Runs like Zouma

[G.Lazer @sthsthburner]

One constant in team sports: when you become universally acknowledged as an elite defensive team you get away with a LOT lmao

[Ricardo @CFCRics]

This actually makes me feel sick imagine this shite manager was still here

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

"We’re not done with ‘The Last of Us.’ There’s a couple projects in the works that, when the time is right, I’m very excited to talk about.”

- Neil Druckmann speaking to Gene Park in The Washington Post.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

This is like watching your ex win the lottery with her new fella whilst your new bird turns out to be a fella.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog]

"See you, space cowboy..."
That is a wrap on the very ambitious Intergalactic cinematic shoot! This cast killed it! Cannot wait to show you their incredible work when the time is right!

[🔗 @v0nn10]

off you pop

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

The handball rule is absolutely fucking insane.

There is no world where there should be a sporting advantage to your shot being off-target.

It means being worse at the sport is to your benefit if the ball has hit your hand just before you kick it. Utter fucking nonsense.

[WE ARE THE SHED ⭐⭐ @WeAre_TheShed]

Hate the song police, but feel like putting 'we hate Tottenham' in the Liquidator has bastardised something that was proper & iconic to our club

We should go back to the original old school version with 👏👏👏👏 - 🗣️ CHELSEA

Might take time to weed it out but we should all try - by end of the season let's get it gone!!!

[dan 🪩 CW: Gintama #NewcastleAreBack @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

when I’m trying to evade a 6 star wanted level and Lucia is blowing up my phone when I can’t answer and the relationship level goes down

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Starting the season with a win! ✊

#CFC | #FULCHE

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 FULHAM 0-1 CHELSEA

JOÃO PEDRO SCORES FOR CHELSEA NOT EVEN A MINUTE ON THE CLOCK!!!!!! https://t.co/lY6yw3gBWf

[Premier League @premierleague]

Joao Pedro has opened the scoring after 31 seconds!!!

@ChelseaFC 😮

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

1-0 Chelsea.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL JOAO PEDRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOAO PEDRO SCORES STRAIGHT AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS UNREAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY IS INSANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇧🇷💫🇧🇷💫🇧🇷💫

[Damian Counsell @DamCou]

Villa players gathering in a huddle before kick-off to tell each other their names and one interesting fact about themselves.