Kieron

[Kieron @KieronOrford]

disrespect when your phone tells you to turn your music down. Chill out kill joy pal

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Excellent point for @Arsenal. 38 points should guarantee their safety.

[Soph @SophieKhan96]

If you’ve worked all through this furlough scheme I truly believe you shouldn’t have your taxes raised.

Why am I paying back something I never benefitted from? 🙃

[Mac @Mac_Standard]

Creamfields memories are a right kick in the bollocks 😭

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

the fact that exercise works but only if you do it all the time.....toxic

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

If lockdown has taught me anything, it’s that people only make the effort with you when it suits them

[LiamODonnell. @liamodonnell10]

Had a mare with the little man today 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Connor Marshall @ConnorM1872]

Big respect for the cunts getting onit by themselves in the gaff

[joshua🌚🌚🌚 @joshmarnick]

sadly not Alan, i live in Moscow and just been chased home by Mufasa and Alex from Madagascar

[✈️ @theburnxngwolf]

When you get caught “going for a run” for the second time in a day by the police #UKLockdown

[Kieron @KieronOrford]

The British really know how to make a joke about a serious situation 😂

[Kieron @KieronOrford]

@beczotorzo @Mac_Standard struggles

[Han🫶🏻 @hannah_may21]

Eating healthier and going to the gym is 100% better than moping about all day and eating shit, makes you feel so much better and helps sort your head out mentally

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

This view of Toni Kroos' corner kick goal against Valencia yesterday is top class. Technique out of this world. 👏🔥https://t.co/WhpK9oHpsI

[Mac @Mac_Standard]

Hideout, Ibiza and creams? @kieranl4ncaster @KieronOrford

[amonie @Moonnnniee]

I will NOT eat up my money in 2020..I got food at home! I got food at home! I GOT FOOD AT HOME!!!😂😂😂

[Mac @Mac_Standard]

Me speaking to a bird on a night out..

[Kieron @KieronOrford]

My cars really starting festive season early with all these lights on my dash 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️