I don’t care what my neighbors think of me when they hear me screaming at my husband from the front porch bc he thinks he’s going to ride his motorcycle without a helmet on. He said “i’m not going fast” sir i’m about to cause a scene! Other cars go fast!
when my husband gives me attitude but we’re in front of people i just want him to know that i really do hold down my craziness and usually have to walk away from him but deep down i want to put him in a choke hold i don’t think he understands how much i can hold back
that one dunkin worker i see every morning is so sweet to me and asks me every morning how my day is going as if i don’t look like a slob from wrestling 3 kids ready for school drop off 🫠
so my sis made the whole fam get life360, hubby comes at me and is like why we’re you going 93 mph earlier?
little does he know there was a car trying to bully me out of the fast lane and i wasn’t about to let that happen duh