Kiersten

Just tryna' survive this entropy-driven universe through science, sarcasm, satire & a lil' sass.
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[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

Irrational worry that the creators can see the shit my friends and I talk about them when we share their tiktoks.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

More like Bohemian Blasphemy Queen... get it right.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

Thank the universe for animals and plants. #peoplesuck

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

There were 80 straight years in the Roman empire where no one had a male heir or male line to the throne. Idk what more you need as a sign, but... 😅

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

This new season of love is blind is the worst by far 😅

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

WE MADE A SONG WITH
BLACKBEAR & BRING ME THE HORIZON

RT IF YOU WANT IT
@iamblackbear @bmthofficial

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

@laura_vazqz Sounds like a plan-- an even better one 😎❤️

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

They say you end up with someone like your parent. I've found the one thing my bf and dad have in common is their hatred for the beach. 😮‍💨 #justmyluck

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Satan @s8n]

teach your kids to spell i keep getting their christmas lists

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

My bf says "all no" instead of "oh no." It's cute.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

Thanks TAKING

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

I need this one.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

what if spiders laughed like seth rogen when u found them

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

Ones' insanity is just anothers' reality.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

@omersharif9 Yes I have negative ANA. But multiple specialists come to one conclusion.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

@Luge_17 @joromiahhh Hahahaha I didn't even think of that wow. Case. And. Point.

[Kiersten @Kiersten1120]

@AdriStateofMind Please, daddy?