Kiersten Harper

I love cows almost as much as I love Jesus.

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How incredible is is that God doesn’t NEED us for anything at all, yet He still CHOOSES to WANT us?

[Kiersten Harper @KierstenHarper]

Alright Twitter. I need help. My students and I are in a disagreement. Is Candy Crush a “mom game”???

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Sometimes I recognize a random song on the radio and realize I only know it because I played Guitar Hero when I was 10

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I DESPERATELY need to sleep but I also DESPERATELY need to find cute ideas for my classroom do you see my problem?¿

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Growing up I literally despised anything cheetah print and swore I’d never have anything like that.

Now whenever I go shopping and see something cheetah, I literally HAVE to stop and look at it because “it’s so cute” 🙃

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Okay I just need to know.. what is your go-to snack?

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Some of y’all didn’t yell “JUMANJI” on New Years and it shows

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Today I found out that one of my 3rd graders thought pork came from bunnies??

And that was the deciding factor in WHY she ordered that lunch today??

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Am I the only one who thinks if you get a snap of someone using a fun filter that you must reply with your own picture with an even better filter??

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@bebravebren LOL my response would’ve been “ ✋🏻you’re”

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Sometimes I wonder why I do the things I do and then I remember that my Star Wars character based on my personality is Jar Jar and it all makes sense.

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Honestly I’m slightly terrified of Groundhog Day in a few months. Like what if the groundhog sees a mask??

Or worse.. what if the groundhog gets COVID... 👀

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@jollybfarmin You can pray for me in handling my anxiety as I’m getting ready to move to a new city knowing very few people! Can I pray for anything for you??

[Kiersten Harper @KierstenHarper]

@jollybfarmin Girl same for you!! Ranting always makes me feel better and if you need to just rant to an “outsider” you just fill up my dm’s!

[Steph 🐻 @jollybfarmin]

#MyAnxietyMakesMe clingy. You haven't texted me in a few hours, did I say or do something wrong? Maybe I should text you again and ask. You left me on read for a few days, are we okay?

[Kiersten Harper @KierstenHarper]

This is what my life has been missing.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

ok so i got some constructive criticism from my first attempt at drawing birds. many people said the legs weren’t realistic enough, i think i finally got it though, lemme know what you think

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@TheChanceBedell If you have stalked my Pinterest then there is a 100% chance you no longer have a crush on me after seeing the crazy stuff I got planned for my wedding.

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Her: I only date people who are good with kids.
me:

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Had a Spongebob vibe at work today when I RIPPED MY PANTS 🙃

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you’d rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I’m sorry for asking