Kiersten Fulbright

30 years old, Big Easy Mafia ⚜️, Braves Nation. I speak fluent sarcasm.

[RedDawn ⚔️❤️‍🔥🪽 @PhoenixR1sing44]

This is me today. 😂

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Noel Mulkey completed the IM 70.3 Texas in a time of 04:26:04, Run 01:28:56 (unofficial)! 🏊🚴🏃🏆 https://t.co/DhAp8JJjhK #IM703Texas

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Noel Mulkey completed Bike. Time 02:26:25. https://t.co/DhAp8JJjhK #IM703Texas

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Noel Mulkey finished the Swim! Time 00:26:33 https://t.co/DhAp8JJjhK #IM703Texas

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Noel Mulkey just started the IM 70.3 Texas! https://t.co/DhAp8JJjhK #IM703Texas

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Atlanta Braves: Atlanta Braves Keep the Tomahawk Chop and Chant - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/1C3PC6mRUu via @Change

[Kiersten Fulbright @Kierstenb17]

Go @Braves

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Turns out a butt dial and a booty call are not the same thing.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

How many fucking pillows are they selling over at MyPillow that they can afford to advertise so much?!

[governor of tasteville @MichelleLoserby]

HIM: *touching a scar on her hand* What's this one?

HER: *giggling* I burnt myself getting pizza rolls out of the oven

HIM: *touching a scar on her arm* And this one?

HER: pizza rolls

HIM: What about—

HER: I dunno what to tell you, bud. They're all gonna be pizza rolls.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

I wish there were amusement parks for adults with rides you could drink on. Basically I wish this barstool could spin.