Kieth

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

Me~ Praize do you know the story of Adam and Eve?
Praize(5 year old)~ yes
Me~ What happenes to eve?
Praize~ She takes the poison apple from the evil witch.
Me~ Not quite Praize... that's Snow White
#children #riligionwithchildren #snowwhite

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

It's #PancakeDay! 🥞 Throwing it back to our terrible attempt at the TARDIS last year 😂 We’d love to see your #DoctorWho themed pancakes today so tweet us a photo! 💙💙

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

don’t call it “jerking off”, call it “having a stroke”

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

@tyson_hesse @UPS

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

🤔😂 #DoctorWho

[Vampira Mineira 🌈 Viu o Ghost ao vivo @sketchmess]

Batman villain? Bitch? They look like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure characters

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

John Barrowman faked a house renovation to secretly film for #DoctorWho - but then, he had to do it for real... @JohnBarrowman https://t.co/dV7odgJdBo

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Just so you know, I had permission from the staff to do this.

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

@Mort3mer

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

@thelifeoftea_ I'm sure u smashed it T!!!

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

@bbcdoctorwho Big mood right there

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

My hotel carpet is weird...

[Kieth @Kieth20896057]

@MunozYaremi @themeatly Makes me feel nervous about the punch line

[Steve Howard @stevesurrey1]

F**k that Corbyn. Although I’m a train commuter doing two jobs. With a Landlord threatening me every time I mention the damp and my kids on short time at school and my wife a WASPI woman. I’m still voting Johnson cos I want to get Brexit done and I’m sure he wont lie over that?

[Dick and Dom @dickndom]

RT if you remember this BELTER of a programme!!!!

[Satan @s8n]

Heaven is so discriminating, they don't let everyone in. So come to hell, we welcome everyone!

[Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye]

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[wild milk @_wildmilk]

Dear hiring managers,

AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE.

You are either,

A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary

or

B. Have worms eating your brain