Guardian of The Clow

all I do is eat hot chip and lie // 25 // she/her/whatever

[Guardian of The Clow @KiiroBaros]

if a gamer is epic in the woods and no ones there to hear it, is that gamer really epic?

[vost @foolibuster]

wishful thinking

[jeffyjeff @funnyvileplume]

deltarune if it was a generic western AAA game

[Red @kitsuneredFES]

That GameFAQs walkthrough from 2007 full of ASCII art will save you

[Tales of Taylor 🐧 @Tales_of_Taylor]

cool

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

my buddy Hildred the Feeble died from a wisp of bad air

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

cars

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

me to my mom: don't download any file, don't click any links in your email, call me before touching your computer

me on my own:

"to install our new Rust formatter, just run 'curl totally_random_url.com/jf713had.txt | sh' in your terminal"

how convenient! ctrl+c, ctrl+v, enter

[Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches]

General

- We figured that the Bug type needed a huge buff so we added a new terrain: Buggy Terrain.

Buggy Terrain

- When active, Buggy Terrain will create a memory leak and eventually crash your game

[Errai @errai]

Sorry I didn't answer earlier babe, I was busy playing god. Yeah, I'm done. No, none of my wretched creations survived. (silently cheering) Okay. Love you too

(My wretched creation gives me a quadruple thumbs up)

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Got caught frolicking in the meadows again. Whole village is talking about it. Saying I'm "too soft" to be a knight. That's fine. They can keep talking, and I'll keep frolicking, and we'll see who comes out more knightly in the end.

[🇳🇴 aberration in the artland of the deal 🇳🇴 @ThomasSilken]

every ad in Ireland now: we’re for the scrapers. the shapers. the faded tapers. the “ill give you mine for yours” lunch traders. the always borrowing your office staplers

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

hell yeah

[elliott @elliottgray]

a mere three years later, total zanzibart victory.

[gabe @allgarbled]

Hanging out with a bunch of people who speak a language that you only speak to the level of an intelligent kindergartener requires you to be skilled at Just Enjoying the Vibe

[richard @richard_normal]

okay okay lets deck the halls. lets deck the halls with boughs of holly.