Riley

31. i’m just here so I won’t get fined

[Riley @KileyRenela]

@SamanfaMarie This is the whole reason for the chicken McGriddle

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh great everybody online made up these people called “The try guys” and they’re all pretending theyve known about them forever in order to trick me

[Riley @KileyRenela]

@Danielitoo42 Bone in, boneless skinless, don’t matter, thighs are the superior cut

[Quilliam @nyquills]

"Her sister was a witch" My brother in Christ, she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble.

[Riley @KileyRenela]

gorgeous gorgeous girls only want to do you dirt. gorgeous gorgeous girls will have you suicidal when they say it’s over

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

just found out almonds improve your eyesight which is literally post nut clarity

[draco @archivallV]

@VicTafur this too relatable vic

[Riley @KileyRenela]

@JoeySimas Happy birthday ya stud muffin

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

surely THIS will be the purchase that finally fills the deep hole of sadness and dissatisfaction within me

[Riley @KileyRenela]

Only thing better than a Raiders win is a Raiders win AND a chiefs loss😌

[free palestine @veganeggma]

Let it be known that Steve from blues clues apologized for abandoning me before my dad did

[Riley @KileyRenela]

@nickwesty

[Riley @KileyRenela]

Fuck Netflix and chill who tryna Ted Lasso and throw some ass-o?

[Riley @KileyRenela]

@ashleemaay you rn