Agent Honeydew

I don’t know karate but I know ka-razor! 🗡️

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Proof of life ✨

[doc. @__Floww]

the fuckin box would have me actin up.

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

I think people need to be ok with being acquaintances. Not everyone needs to be friends just because we share proximity. Just be cool lmao

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I'm so over them trying to position support for Palestine as antisemitism. Get over yourselves.

[trin👻 @cartoonghost17]

passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

He’s at every dinner?

[𝓐. ♡ *:･ﾟ✧ @negraesoterica]

funny how black children and teenagers are just expected to go through racist nonsense and to accept it as a normal part of white children and teenagers’ evolutions.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

To me being anti-Black is not a phase it’s not something that people grow out of. it’s something that people learn to suppress in polite company but they’re still anti-Black racists. it doesn’t matter how long ago it was, it lives in them it’s under their skin it’s in their soul.

[dee. @_lecij]

I’m critical of everything. Tune in tomorrow for my next complaint!

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

I’m obsessed lol

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

I did 2 different Lego sets yesterday lmfao I’m obsessed!

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

Altogether it equaled 1000+ pieces

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

I did 2 different Lego sets yesterday lmfao I’m obsessed!

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

No sleep tonight

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

[Agent Honeydew @Kill__Switch]

I love her 😭😭

[mia ♡ @4doormiami]

understanding every word coming out of her mouth oh i need to log out for a minimum of 100 hours and reconnect with nature

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

I stopped feeling bad at GA shows honestly. you don’t just become your height overnight and if you know that you prioritize a clear view at shows and have a disadvantage you need to plan accordingly. It’s literally nobody else’s fault but yours for not showing up early.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

paintedbyesther will put some highlighter up your ass if ur not watching but it’ll look good tho

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 🐺 @SooSlept_On]

Nigga asking a lot of fatherless questions

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Which category is it?

[🐦‍🔥 @THEROYALKOURT]

lets go mane!!!