Monkey Business

Lone-Atheist fighting for Survival!

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

It is said, nothing is lost until your mom can't find it.
Yes, it was a condom.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

TYFF. @Scaler17 @DarwinMonkey @Disgust_d @SerenaJB3 @DarwinBedford @PaxVillageVoice @rockinrobray @reddevil1ape @AtheismNow1 @Stegonos

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

I'd rather label myself as an "Anti -idiot's" than an "Atheist".

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

According to the bible.
Jesus did not die for my sin.

He died because someone ate his father's apple.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

I'm god. And so are you. Because, John 10:34 say so.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

Looking at today's feminists, I can see future male pledging for their rights.

[TX Atheist @atheist_tx]

@Redone68 @JamesModify @Kill_religion @Chris__5151 @Islappedahippo @MockFaith @SouthardsArt @perskeptive Thanks!

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

Sober for 366 days minus 365 days.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

The best and only gift from god to men is two tablet of stone.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

Bought a dog, named him reverse of "DOG". Now I have "GOD"

[Arun Kumar @ArunkrHt]

Sonia Gandhi: Modi govt has reduced allocation to several welfare schemes. What happened to Modi govt promise to provide 1-cr jobs @htTweets

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

God did it. Because, I don't know how it happened and I'm lazy to do research. #religions

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

God. Because I'm lazy enough to ignore science.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

@AtheistRepublic This god thing is just a lie.

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

People crying and dying for almost a century.
https://t.co/YpurhW4C6g

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

@Anonymous. This things happens in our place. Need some help.
Assam Rifles assault civilians on suspicion http://t.co/F7HdEEa4k2

[Monkey Business @Kill_religion]

'Jesus Tomb' Discovery That Allegedly Shows Jesus Was Married and Had Children Is Not a Fake, Israeli Court Rules via @ChristianPost