Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo

Slowly turning back in to my carbon base elements.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Another reminder that @creditkarma are thieves and are holding our money hostage under the guise that some invisible "security team" is reviewing the account but magically don't use phones and "only communicate via email."

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

The daily reminder that @creditkarma are thieves. Still sitting on an entire paycheck with a canned non-answer about where my wife's money is.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@creditkarma 08212404

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Your daily reminder: @creditkarma are thieves.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

I have neglected to remind everyone this last several days that @creditkarma are thieves. Almost 3 weeks and they still have our money locked up and frozen with no communication.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@BombyFuntington Time travel? In this economy?

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

I feel like I may have forgotten to mention that @creditkarma are thieves. Did I mention that? Just a gentle reminder that @creditkarma are thieves.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@creditkarma are thieves.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@creditkarma will steal your money and not let you get it back based on zero information and your account is in the stratosphere based on a "team" who only uses email and does not have a phone number.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

If you have money in a @creditkarma spend account, remove it now and close the account. They are thieves and liars. They are holding a paycheck hostage after over a week with no resolution.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Not 100% sure, but I think I saw @ClaudiaSantoval in traffic today.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@kroger So, explain to me why a jar of mayonnaise that was $4 3 weeks ago is now $7 in your store but is $4 in the store 150 yards away?

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@kroger How y'all gonna charge almost $7 a jar for Duke's mayo when I can go across the street to Aldi and pick it up for $3 less?

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@foodnetworkgo Y'all need to get your app right. Every commercial break turns back 10 minutes to the previous round.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

We are a week removed from my last emo post about my birthday only having 4 rsvps and lo and behold, still only 4 rsvps. I have learned, as a pseudo-adult, that if you get no response in 14 days there will not be one. Great to add to my list of shit to be depressed about.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Glad to see that of the 45 people invited to my birthday, 4 have RSVPd. Time to reevaluate my worth.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@SaraJBenincasa Bernice.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Must have been an off day at the @Ritzcrackers plant. Bought a bag of Tabasco thins and they are all burned and some big clumps. Had high hopes.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

Sure. Dawn can clean oily ducklings, but I won't be impressed until it can take orange spaghetti stains off Tupperware.

[Rich Driftwood, Sexual Dynamo @KillerHighLife1]

@CBSNewsRadio Let Deborah Rodriguez know that Jack White covered Jolene in 2000, way before Lil Nas X. I support Lil Nas X as an artist but she stated that he was the first male artist to cover Jolene.