SamwiseTheAsshole

Got a useless teaching degree, 6 kids, addiction to horror/comedy movies, video games (xbox) and mtn dew. Not a fan of politicians. TX/MO

GT: KilljoySam81

[SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81]

If you find your way to my page through some form of political diatribe I have made, let me clarify...I am a registered libertarian. I hate Trump slightly less than I hate the Clintons. #ProGunsProLegalizationProFiscalResponsibilty #AntiWarAntiAuthorityAntiTaxesAntiHateGroups

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@BasedBandita Still salty that they lost.

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@isaacrrr7 @realMaalouf To take over and spread their perverted sex cult.

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Piss poor performance from the defense and midfield tonight from the @USMNT . Hopefully they got that of their system tonight. The team seemed to dominate the entire game but allowed in 3 goals due to a nonexistent defense.

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Did the @USMNT forget that they had a game today? The midfield looks off, the defense is barely there, they've been making bad passes, and nobody is closing on the ball. Something needs to change or this will get ugly going into the knockout stage.

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@LearningHubX Year five but probably still making year one pay because that was dogshit.

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@Slate They aren't "noncitizens" you dumb fucks. They are illegal immigrants.

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@lounginaddict @Hoopss Sure bud... guarantee you only know the touch of women that you call your mom or have to pay for. And extra chromosome? Do you have any insult other than retard? I'm short, ugly, and grumpy but I'm highly educated with multiple degrees. Gotta get better material.

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@CA_Dem

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@lounginaddict @Hoopss Dumbass Heat fan. Grow the fuck up. And now you've got another grown man's picture saved on your phone like a cocksyucker. Sorry queer bitch, I'm married and I don't like guys.

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@rawsalerts Of course they did. The government would rather people die than to take down the small time dealers. Every death is okay to them as long as they can eventually maybe possibly take down a big dealer.

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Imagine being hyped that you preordered a game that will literally never run out of digital copies. Oh wow, you get to play 2 days early.

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@lounginaddict @Hoopss Cool story. So you're an adult. Still a little bitch.

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@ayok12li @Hoopss Still made a big ass show of talking about how dominant they'd be. No other team holds press conferences to announce their future dominance like this.

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@ayok12li @Hoopss https://t.co/gORXOoaxCi

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@lounginaddict @Hoopss Pussy ass bitch reply. Show your face little bitch.

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@Blackshadie https://t.co/gORXOoaxCi

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@RoKhanna @MattBGilliland You should probably give Stanford a refund for everything they ever paid you.

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@erinflorez01 Negative. We really don't want Muslims here. Hell, I barely want jews here.

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@ClownWorld I miss when I didn't know who Joe Biden was.